MTV Awards Train Wreck Forecast!

BlkHawk

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I usually don't pay attention to award shows, but just saw an article about this one on tonight:

Miley Cyrus is hosting.
Kanye West is getting a lifetime achievement award.
Taylor Swift is premiering her newest video.
Nicki Minaj is performing.

According to the article I read Miley, and Nicki are currently pissed at Taylor, and Kanye is well Kanye.

My money is on one of the three figuratively biting Taylor's head off, or for the first time we see Taylor snap, and start her own descent into a living train wreck.

Good grief I feel like thirteen year old fan girl for even posting this thread, but I get the feeling tonight's show is going to be strange for us, and painful for some in attendance. Maybe it will be a pleasant surprise and nothing explodes.
 

FreeOnes_Adam

FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
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What a lineup.

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Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Apparently the only thing worth watching was Rebel Wilson making fun of #BlackLivesMatter, as it has stoked a shit storm of fauxtrage. You know what I'd rather do than watch anything on MTV? I'd rather try to treat a hemorrhoid with a toilet brush.
 
yes, the typical rich kids of the west and their unlimited idiotism and reatrdness. i like music, but honestly MTV and their commercialism suck! why do I need to care of the stupid rich kids anyways?
and Adam please, we need a babe section for Kanye, just like Bieber has.
Thanks in forward.
 

BlkHawk

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Biggest surprises of the night according to the interwebs:

1 Miley Cyrus "accidentally" showed her boobs. I am shocked, shocked I say!

2 Kanye West rambled incoherently during his acceptance speech for "Lifetime Achievement" He appeared to be doped out of his mind, than he confirmed during the speech that he lit "something" up before the show. I am even more shocked by this than the "accidental" wardrobe malfunction!

3 Taylor Swift was nice to Nicki Minaj, and sang a duet with her. Taylor Swift was nice to Kanye, and presented him with the "Lifetime Achievement" award. Ok, granted it is kind of pleasant to see someone young, and successful who is not a train wreck, but just once I would like to see her get fed up with these other train wrecks, and kick any one of them in the crotch. I suspect everyone over thirty would give her a standing ovation.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
I can't remember the last time I saw an actual band (who actually PLAY instruments) performed on this horseshit they call a T.V.show. :facepalm:
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Is Kim K pregnant again or did they forget to put the fisheye lens on the cameras? She looks like shit.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
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Rebel Wilson is gross but tweaking the BLM is fucking hilarious.
 
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