Movies so awful you couldn't finish watching them
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Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
:eek: Seriously???
For me, I can only think of The Hurt Locker right now. That was the dumbest, worst written, most overrated piece of garbage that I've ever (almost) seen.
Almost everything from Fast & Furious
Same here, made it about 15min into the first one before I shut it off and haven't seen any since.
Oh, if get the chance to see "Terminal" with Mike Myers......DONT, It sucked bad. I never liked Mike Myers anyway but my dislike for the no talent hack had nothing to do with the movie sucking. I watched the entire movie but wished I hadn't now. Waste of time
*thinks* Huge list. Because even if it is beautiful or life changing, it doesnt make it easy to watch. For example:
Her. Lost in translation. Requiem for a dream.
Fast and Furious any.
Transformers.
Jurassic park movies that arent the first.
Any shock-documentary like super size me, bowling for columbine, etc.
Westerns that glorify unrealistic stereotypes with perfect aim, a dame on his arm and he'll never die = John Wayne, Bonanza, Rifleman, half the Clint Eastwood stuff... Lancaster, Stewart, etc. ACTUALLY, the modern ones that are all eyecandy, too. Tombstone, for example.
Rocky movies after 4/Ivan Drago.
Gangster movies that glorify the bullshit. Godfather, Goodfellas, Blow, American gangster, scarface, etc.
The purge movies.
The 'shot with a handicam so it looks like real life' bullshit like blair witch, cloverfield, paranormal activity, etc.
1-shot comedies that werent even funny the first time. Wedding crashers, liar liar, anything with Mike Myers after austin powers 1. Anything with Chris Kattan. Half the stuff by Will Ferrell.
Any movie that has 'American' in the title, and fails to actually entertain the country mentioned, en masse.
Exceptions to the American rule: a-beauty, a-psycho, an A tale, a history x, a werewolf in-, a pop the music thing, and probably a dozen more.
Clips online that end 5 seconds before an orgasm but have 15 minutes of good buildup and multiple chicks. (The Female Orgasm, iirc)
Her. Lost in translation. Requiem for a dream.
Fast and Furious any.
Transformers.
Jurassic park movies that arent the first.
Any shock-documentary like super size me, bowling for columbine, etc.
Westerns that glorify unrealistic stereotypes with perfect aim, a dame on his arm and he'll never die = John Wayne, Bonanza, Rifleman, half the Clint Eastwood stuff... Lancaster, Stewart, etc. ACTUALLY, the modern ones that are all eyecandy, too. Tombstone, for example.
Rocky movies after 4/Ivan Drago.
Gangster movies that glorify the bullshit. Godfather, Goodfellas, Blow, American gangster, scarface, etc.
The purge movies.
The 'shot with a handicam so it looks like real life' bullshit like blair witch, cloverfield, paranormal activity, etc.
1-shot comedies that werent even funny the first time. Wedding crashers, liar liar, anything with Mike Myers after austin powers 1. Anything with Chris Kattan. Half the stuff by Will Ferrell.
Any movie that has 'American' in the title, and fails to actually entertain the country mentioned, en masse.
Exceptions to the American rule: a-beauty, a-psycho, an A tale, a history x, a werewolf in-, a pop the music thing, and probably a dozen more.
Clips online that end 5 seconds before an orgasm but have 15 minutes of good buildup and multiple chicks. (The Female Orgasm, iirc)
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I've attempted to watch three [NOBABE]Nicole Kidman[/NOBABE] movies, feel asleep before they were all over, figure it's some sort of sign so I haven't tried to watch anything else she's in. Eh, too bad, she seems like might be the kind to do naked scenes, but I'll never know.
So you basically can not watch 98% of current Hollywood?
Lost In Translation is actually GOOD for sleeping. You can have a perfect and comfortable sleep after seeing Scarlett's shiny ass
Saint Simon Templar. I think George Sanders is a fine actor, but I could never get myself interested in his detective movies. As a gumshoe who helps the police nab the bad guys Sanders was so debonair, too unrealistic, he had too much of this air about him. I don't think any detectives would ever have the gentlemanly manners that Sanders portrayed in The Saint.
Election Year is by far the best. The newest one is New Jack City meets the Purge and went steps back. I had like 25 minutes left of newest one and turned it off.
But for me I couldn't finish Ultraviolet or Layer Cake.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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Titanic
Ace Boobtoucher
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Ferdinand. The movie departed so far from the book I loved as a child that I lost interest after about 25 minutes.
Here's a thing: Movies that are not awful, but awful because of a relevant circumstance that makes it awful:
Watching lord of the rings normal edition after you put in HOURS on the extended editions.
FULL SCREEN BULLSHIT.
When your buddy gives you a burnt movie and youre like.. yeah, okay.. I'll take a look. ... and that shit is the worst cam ever, and he just shit all over his own experience cuz he couldnt wait or spend money HE ACTUALLY HAS... to go to the movies. But he said it was great.
Great? "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." Transformers is never great, Derek.
Taking a note from Ace: Movies that you wanna see... but fuck over the book.
So basically a bit of Harry Potter, a ton of Game of Thrones, girl with the dragon tat... ya know what, I'm not gonna list any more, cuz basically everything. EXCEPT! Watchmen. Jarhead. Fight Club.
Watching lord of the rings normal edition after you put in HOURS on the extended editions.
FULL SCREEN BULLSHIT.
When your buddy gives you a burnt movie and youre like.. yeah, okay.. I'll take a look. ... and that shit is the worst cam ever, and he just shit all over his own experience cuz he couldnt wait or spend money HE ACTUALLY HAS... to go to the movies. But he said it was great.
Great? "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." Transformers is never great, Derek.
Taking a note from Ace: Movies that you wanna see... but fuck over the book.
So basically a bit of Harry Potter, a ton of Game of Thrones, girl with the dragon tat... ya know what, I'm not gonna list any more, cuz basically everything. EXCEPT! Watchmen. Jarhead. Fight Club.
Black Panther
the scene in the apartment when the akwandians or whatever they were called had to pull back their lips to reveal their true identity. lol.
Yeah, this is garbage.
the scene in the apartment when the akwandians or whatever they were called had to pull back their lips to reveal their true identity. lol.
Yeah, this is garbage.
Black Panther, Twice.
Marvel Studios can't win them all. I'll never understand the hype on that shit show.
Marvel Studios can't win them all. I'll never understand the hype on that shit show.
At the rate they shit out these films, I'm surprised anything is halfway decent.
