freeones_willem
Ex-FreeOnes Team Member
Believe this is dodgeball
Emperor Meiji: Tell me how he died.
Algren: I will tell you how he lived.
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"We have their testicles in our hands, Twatt, and it feels good."
L3ggy
Special Operations FOX-HOUND
"Now it's only a matter of time before this lost world is found and pillaged" - John Hammond
"It'll be a pacy... pacycepl... oh hell, the fat head with the bald spot. Friar Tuck!" - Roland Tembo
"Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex – he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the ****** comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated ****** patterns and he is out in ***** today. And he slashes at you with this – a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, oh no … he slashes at you here [makes slashing motions below the *****'s chest] or here … [above the groin] or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is … you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know … try to show a little respect." - Dr. Alan Grant
"Oh, what's so great about discovery? It's a violent, penetrative act that scars what it observes. What you call discovery … I call the **** of the natural world." - Dr. Ian Malcolm
"It'll be a pacy... pacycepl... oh hell, the fat head with the bald spot. Friar Tuck!" - Roland Tembo
"Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex – he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the ****** comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated ****** patterns and he is out in ***** today. And he slashes at you with this – a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, oh no … he slashes at you here [makes slashing motions below the *****'s chest] or here … [above the groin] or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is … you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know … try to show a little respect." - Dr. Alan Grant
"Oh, what's so great about discovery? It's a violent, penetrative act that scars what it observes. What you call discovery … I call the **** of the natural world." - Dr. Ian Malcolm
I fart in your general direction...
The Grasshopper
was here
"Nobody puts Baby in the corner." - JOHNNY CASTLE
Hicks - "Hey wait, they stopped."
Hudson - "Maybe we got 'em demoralized"
ALIENS
Hudson - "Maybe we got 'em demoralized"
ALIENS
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
From "The Rutles: All You Need is Cash"
[on manager Leggy Mountbatten's emigration to Australia]
Narrator: It was a bombshell for the Rutles. They were shocked... and stunned.
Dirk McQuickly: Well, we're shocked.
Ron Nasty: Yeah, shocked.
Barry Wom: Shocked.
Dirk McQuickly: And stunned.
Ron Nasty: Yeah, stunned.
Barry Wom: Very stunned.
Reporter: Did Arthur Sultan have any words of encouragement for you?
Ron Nasty: No.
Dirk McQuickly: Well, yeah.
Ron Nasty: Well, yeah and no... he said, uh, that it took all sorts to make a world, and that we shouldn't worry unduly about where he'd gone.
Dirk McQuickly: You know, we shouldn't become covered with grief at thoughts of Australia, because ...
Ron Nasty: He did say that we could still keep in touch with him by tapping the table.
Dirk McQuickly: And postcards.
Ron Nasty: Yeah.
Barry Wom: Very stunned.
[on manager Leggy Mountbatten's emigration to Australia]
Narrator: It was a bombshell for the Rutles. They were shocked... and stunned.
Dirk McQuickly: Well, we're shocked.
Ron Nasty: Yeah, shocked.
Barry Wom: Shocked.
Dirk McQuickly: And stunned.
Ron Nasty: Yeah, stunned.
Barry Wom: Very stunned.
Reporter: Did Arthur Sultan have any words of encouragement for you?
Ron Nasty: No.
Dirk McQuickly: Well, yeah.
Ron Nasty: Well, yeah and no... he said, uh, that it took all sorts to make a world, and that we shouldn't worry unduly about where he'd gone.
Dirk McQuickly: You know, we shouldn't become covered with grief at thoughts of Australia, because ...
Ron Nasty: He did say that we could still keep in touch with him by tapping the table.
Dirk McQuickly: And postcards.
Ron Nasty: Yeah.
Barry Wom: Very stunned.
"Hey Helen, it looks like I cured your agoraphobia!"
Humans... and how I love you talking monkeys for this... know more about war and treachery of the spirit than any angel. - Lucifer in the Prophecy
I'm an angel. I **** firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why. - Gabriel in the Prophecy
I'm an angel. I **** firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why. - Gabriel in the Prophecy
"Some things don't react well to bullets in here."
"This *** of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout. He's shaking me off. You believe that ****? Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well."
'Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile, you fuck.' - Joe Hallenbeck in the Last Boy Scout
