Movie Quotes

[DC1989]

"Does it look like I got cunt written on my head?" jason statham from crank.
he is one awesome motherfucker!

 

[historylover]

"Lisa, whatever female-driven, emotion-based dilemma you may be dealing with right now, you have my sympathy. But for the sake of time and sanity, let's break this down into a little male-driven fact-based logic. One simple phone call saves your ***'s life." - Jackson Rippner, Red Eye

 

[CapnSexy322]

Professor Jones: I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers.
Indiana Jones: Will you take it easy?
Professor Jones: Take it easy? Why do think I sent it home in the first place? So it would'nt fall into their hands.
Indiana Jones: I came here to save you!
Professor Jones: Oh yeah? And who's gonna come to save you, Junior!
Indiana Jones: I told you....
(Takes MP4 from lead **** and blasts them away)
Indian Jones: Don't call me Junior!

Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade

 

[Violator79]

"It's not about money. It's about sending a message."

- The Dark Knight

 

[maildude]

Jim Stark: m-m, I just... Once I want to do something right! And I don't want you to run away from me again!
Jim Stark: ***.
Frank Stark: This is all going too fast for me, ***.
Jim Stark: You better give me something. You better give me something fast.
Mrs. Carol Stark: Jimmy you're very young. A foolish decision now could wreck you're whole life. In ten years, you'll never know this happened.
Jim Stark: ***, answer her. Tell her. Ten years. ***, let me hear you answer her. ***.
[Mr. Stark sits quietly]
Jim Stark: ***, stand up for me.
[Mr. Stark still sits quietly]
Jim Stark: [Grabs his ****** and yanks him up] Stand up!

--Rebel Without A Cause

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6hKS4-S5ps

 

[Apex]

"Are you joking? Do you guys like it here?
Who the hell likes being stuck in a place where you can't even smile?
It's hot as balls, everybody's an asshole. I just wanna go home."

 

[L3ggy]

Who's The More Foolish, The Fool or The Fool Who Follows Him?

 

[Violator79]

"Taking us for ice creams in a blizzard kinda makes you wonder who the real wackjobs are."

- Girl, Interrupted

 

[CapnSexy322]

Indiana Jones: Let her go, Mola Ram!
Mola Ram: You are in a position unsuitable to give orders!
(Indy takes his shoulder bag and hangs it over the side of the bridge)
Indiana Jone: You want the stones? Let her go!
Indiana Jones: LET HER GO!
Mola Ram: Drop them, Dr. Jones! They will be found! You won't! Hahahaha Ken Nah!
Short Round: Indy!
Willie: Behind you!
(Guards surround Indy on both sides as he looks about)
Indiana Jones: Oh ****...


Indiana Jones and The Temple Of Doom

 

[Violator79]

"Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks...or I will definitely fuck you up!"

- Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

 

[CapnSexy322]

Short Round: Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash Landing!
Indiana Jones: Short Round, step on it!
Short Round: Okey Dokey, Dr. Jones. Hold onto your potatoes!
Willie Scott:For ****** out loud, there's a *** driving the car!


- Indiana Jones and The Temple Of Doom

 

[Apex]

"All you motherfuckers are gonna pay.
You are the ones who are the ball-lickers.
We're gonna fuck your ******* while you watch and cry like little bitches.
Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our ****, then **** out our ****, then eat their **** which is made up of our **** that we made 'em eat. Then all you motherfucks are next.

Love,
Jay and Silent Bob."

 

[T_C]

Cutter (Michael Caine) - Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course... it probably isn't. The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back. That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige"."

from 'The Prestige'

 

[maildude]

Alex: No. No! NO! Stop it! Stop it, please! I beg you! This is sin! This is sin! This is sin! It's a sin, it's a sin, it's a sin!
Dr. Brodsky: Sin? What's all this about sin?
Alex: That! Using Ludwig van like that! He did no harm to anyone. Beethoven just wrote music!

--A Clockwork Orange

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Repo Man

Duke: The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.

Otto: That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me.

Duke: Yeah, but it still hurts.

 

[T_C]

Marshall at Robot Site: Freeze! Who the fuck are you?
Tarconi: I'm the cook.

Transporter 2

 

[Violator79]

"I'm in position Terry!"

"No names Eddy."

"Sorry Dave."

- The Bank Job

 

[maildude]

Mary Katey Danaher: Could you use a little water in your *******?
Michaleen Flynn: When I ***** *******, I ***** *******; and when I ***** water, I ***** water.

--The Quiet Man

 

[HeartBroker]

You can trust me, 'cause I'm your priest, I'm your shrink... I am you main connection to the switchboard of the soul. I'm the magic man... Santa Claus of the subconscious. You say it, you think it, you can have it.

 

[Montrealman]

Nobody makes me ***** my own *****. Nobody.