Movie Quotes

[Smittmaestro]

"I ain't your friend palooka." Vincent Vega Pulp Fiction

-cs™

 

[tunsty]

"I think he's here, Mr Luthor !" Otis - Lex Luthor's Sidekick in Superman.. as Superman breaks through the steel vault door.

 

[BlueBalls]

"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
****** ****** fuck. ****** ****** fuck fuck. ****** fuck ****** fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' ****, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'

15 bucks, little man, put that **** in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what."

-Jay, (Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back)

 

[Apex]

Funny enough, I was just talking to my friend about that. Our speedometer has melted and as a result its very hard to see with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going.

 

[maildude]

One of my favorite scenes. Michael Keaton's character has written the word "PROSTITUTION" on a blackboard as he prepares to convince the working girls to work for himself and Henry Winkler's character:


Bill Blazejowski: PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Sometimes it helps to understand a word if you break it down, so let's do that now shall we? Pros... it doesn't mean anything, you can forget about that... Tit, I think we all know what that means, Tu, two tit and TION of course, from the Latin to shun... to say uh-uh no thank you anyway I don't want it, to push away... it doesn't even belong in this word really.

--Night Shift

 

[tunsty]

"They're Here.." - Little girl in Poltergeist.

 

[Apex]

"In order for life to have appeared spontaneously on earth, there first had to be hundreds of millions of protein molecules of the ninth configuration. But given the size of the planet Earth, do you know how long it would have taken for just one of these protein molecules to appear entirely by chance? Roughly ten to the two hundred and forty-third power billions of years. And I find that far, far more fantastic than simply believing in God."

 

[Apex]

"You got anything to eat?
I haven't eaten anything since later this afternoon."

 

[Apex]

"They say that the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

What they don't tell you is, it ends that way as well."

 

[maildude]

Sgt. Elias: I love this place at night. The stars... there's no right or wrong in them. They're just there.

--Platoon

 

[Apex]

A twelve-gauge, double-barreled, grenade-launcher of LOVE!

 

[Apex]

"That's not the point, Adam. I mean, the room is covered in blow; Moore looks like he went at it with a fuckin' mountain lion; I mean, the room looks like the Manson ****** stayed here a month. This is a major thin-ice situation we got here."

 

[L3ggy]

"Sic Vic Pac Para Bellum." - Frank Castle - The Punisher.

 

[maildude]

Jefferson Smith: Now, I had some pretty good coaching last night, and I find that if I yield only for a question or a point of order or a personal privilege, that I can hold this floor almost until doomsday. In other words, I've got a piece to speak, and blow hot or cold, I'm going to speak it.

--Mr. Smith Goes To Washington

 

[L3ggy]

Randy: There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex.
[crowd boos]
Randy: BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never ***** or do *****.
[crowd cheers and raises their bottles]
Randy: The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back.
Stu: I'm gettin' another ****, you want one?
Randy: Yeah, sure.
Stu: I'll be right back.
[crowd cheers]
Randy: See, you push the laws and you end up dead. Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a *****.

 

[Fresno]

"I'll BE BACK"

 

[ChefChiTown]

Shooter: I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast!
Happy: You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?
Shooter: ...NO!!!

- Happy Gilmore

 

[maildude]

George Taylor: A planet where apes evolved from men? There's got to be an answer.
Dr. Zaius: Don't look for it, Taylor. You may not like what you find.

--The Planet Of The Apes

 

[BlueBalls]

I saw death rising from the earth
from the ground itself,
in one blue field

A present for my friends...
at Thanksgiving

- Bob Arctor, A Scanner Darkly.

 

[L3ggy]

Why Don't You Forget Your Little Reunion And Get A Grip! - Reno of The Turks - Final Fantasy VII: Advent ********