Why would you leave the license plates on a getaway car? Hell, why would you drive a getaway car than can be traced to you? Don't you know how to steal a car?
Mother 'robs bank on her way to collect children from school'
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Multi-tasking at its finest! 
Mother of the year!!
"You have the emergence in human society
of this thing that's called the State
What is the State? The State is this organized bureaucracy
It is the po-lice department. It is the Army, the Navy
It is the prison system, the courts, and what have you
This is the State -- it is a repressive organization
But the state -- and gee, well, you know,
you've got to have the police, cause..
if there were no police, look at what you'd be doing to yourselves!
You'd be killing each other if there were no police!
But the reality is..
the police become necessary in human society
only at that junction in human society
where it is split between those who have and those who ain't got"
Omali Yeshitela
Many struggles
One Cause.
of this thing that's called the State
What is the State? The State is this organized bureaucracy
It is the po-lice department. It is the Army, the Navy
It is the prison system, the courts, and what have you
This is the State -- it is a repressive organization
But the state -- and gee, well, you know,
you've got to have the police, cause..
if there were no police, look at what you'd be doing to yourselves!
You'd be killing each other if there were no police!
But the reality is..
the police become necessary in human society
only at that junction in human society
where it is split between those who have and those who ain't got"
Omali Yeshitela
Many struggles
One Cause.
Someone's Mom looks like she was up all night on the Freeones board 
She should become POTUS if she wants to get away with bank robbery like Bush did
She only took $50 for diapers, dunkaroos, and some beer for her accomplice.
Maybe the getaway driver was the babysitter and doing the robbery was the only way to pay. Now that would be funny.
We are living in a crazy world !!! How can she imagine that she will succeed in robbering a bank ?
I thought this story was funny enough before reading that she told the Teller she was going to pick up her kids and got arrested eating ice cream in her driveway.
lol I wonder if she used money she stole from the bank to pay for the ice cream. Would be funny if the bank went to the store she bought the ice cream from and demanded their money back.
lol I wonder if she used money she stole from the bank to pay for the ice cream. Would be funny if the bank went to the store she bought the ice cream from and demanded their money back.
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