Fuck it, I admit it...it was me.
I flew over to the US, got drunk one night and hooked up with her, she talked me into it (kinda like a shit version of Body Heat or The Postman Always Rings Twice) bought one of those "Erica Anderson" masks at Walmart, robbed the bank, got in the getaway car (which was actually being driven by Erica Anderson but she was wearing one of those "Joshua Tseu" masks...you can get them at Walmart apparently), picked up the kids, went back to Walmart to steal some ice creams for the kids (we swapped masks for this one) and went home.
Obviously I'm letting Erica take the fall for this one as male buggery in a US prison offends me...I'm just glad I've got it all off my chest now. If you read this don't tell anyone, k?
Joshua Tseu was not involved in the making of this fiasco. He was at work all the time. At Walmart, obviously.