Most unusual thing you masturbated to....or with

[baultista]

Keep in mind that I was a pre-teeenager when I did this:

There were these infomericals for some Dr. Ho massage therapy product.... and in the infomerical they had moderately attractive women in bikini's sitting around a pool and asking about/using the product.


Yepp... that's probably the most unusual thing.

Well... besides this of course:

www.clownporn.net
LOL, kidding.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I guess I'd have to say that when i was a young lad, Charlie's Angels gave me wood and i rubbed a bit to that show, especially Cheryl Ladd :thumbsup:

Why is that unusual?
It is normal to masturbate to a hot lady isnt it?
For Me it doesnt matter if its a porn movie or just a TV show.
If its a hot lady its a hot lady!

 

[Undertaker]

I take it, Undertaker, that you are Swedish??

you are correct!

 

[dave_rhino]

A teacher when i was a kid... During a lesson...

I was at the back and no one could see me, only did it for a minute or two, wasn't even gonna try to cum. I would of been murdered if i got caught, haha.

 

[squallumz]

A teacher when i was a kid... During a lesson...

I was at the back and no one could see me, only did it for a minute or two, wasn't even gonna try to cum. I would of been murdered if i got caught, haha.

bold!

well for me, once there was this rhino.. and..

 

[sp00ner77]

I have a decent-sized list of odd things I've masturbated with, but I'll abreviate it, for everyone's sake:
cucumber
zuchinni
a piece of plastic fruit (it was a banana, although strangely enough I never masturbated with a real banana)
handle of a tennis racket
handle of a badminton racket
the heel of a high-heeled shoe (it was a brand new shoe)
curling iron (it wasn't on, obviously)
There's more, but like I said, I won't go into it.

As far as masturbated to, I don't have any really weird ones:
my neighbors having sex
one of my roommates, when I lived in the dorms
the girl that lived in the next room over, again when I lived in the dorms

I may be thinking of this post the next time I need to.:rubbel:

 

[dave_rhino]

bold!

well for me, once there was this rhino.. and..

Heather, behave yourself!

 

[squallumz]

Heather, behave yourself!

*quickly at attention*

 

[alexios]

Indira the shemale.....it was only once, and I was desperate.

 

[ijizzgirlpics4u]

Nice thread! Well, I've also masturbated to stained GF panties, and I also print out pics of chicks and cum on them. Ha, ha yeah... :o

 

[Lefthook123]

Women's Pro wrestling match. One big-titted blonde was getting the shit choked out of her by a brunette. The blonde girl was on the mat with her legs spread, and she kept pumping her hips to get out out of the hold. I couldn't take it anymore- I pulled out my cock, and started strokin' like a madman!!!

 

[stainedblueyes]

I actually went through a bit of a phase where I was stroking and chucking my junk over some busty anime figurines I have.. there was something erotic about plastering this small scaled big titted 6 inch tall girl with cum!

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Defnitely my yearbook (some pages got stuck together. I used to pull regularly to that thing). I also had a naked picture of one of my sisters friends that I jerked to.

 

[doc1456]

a hotel towel - it was so soft! Too bad I forgot to take some home

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

The thread on jerking off to TV news anchors made me think of this. What is the most unusual thing you ever masturbated to , like a song or a TV show or whatever, and whats the weirdest thing you ever used to masturbate with?

I guess I'd have to say that when i was a young lad, Charlie's Angels gave me wood and i rubbed a bit to that show, especially Cheryl Ladd :thumbsup:
I can't recall using anything other than my hand to masturbate with though.

Cheryl Ladd?!? you miserable, disgusting pervert! i thought i'd heard it all but this is a new low!

 

[Wainkerr99]

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[fixxxer1716400682]

i jerk off in my moms panties actually its nice hot and warm

 

[megamonkey]

I once borrowed an incredibly shit 1980s softporn video when at school and jerked off to it, but now I look back and think WTF there was more nudity in Blade Runner for fucks sake.

 

[Adore this Girl]

the "Next" catologue its a britsih mag