Most Memorably Embarassing Event On Valentine's Day

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Girls Can't Wrestle
I took this gal out for the first time. Weird being our first date also being Valentine's Day. Anyway, I took her to a nice Italian restaurant. She ended up getting food poisoning and throwing up all over the place in the toilet when we got back to her apartment. We didn't have a second date. Keep remembering her mouth becoming a widened horror looking like it was giving birth to a baby made of *****.
 

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