Michael Bay Taking ‘Mutant’ Out of ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Reboot

[Petra]

Cthulhu shall eat Bay's soul for this. Mark my words.

 

[Petra]

So, which hot but untalented "actress"/lingerie model/Maxim cover whore/whatever is playing April O Neil?

Didn't you hear, it'll end up being some tranny mutant alien from mars. Not a beautiful and untalanted actress.

 

[Ravenholm]

So now the movie will be called Teenage Ninja Turds instead. Nice one, Bay!.

 

[Xombie3000]

Michael Bay has a strong message for the panicked Ninja Turtles fans who are freaking out about his new TMNT movie ... CHILL THE HELL OUT!!!!

Turtle fans have been going INSANE ever since Bay announced he was planning to tweak the origin story in his upcoming live action movie ... with Leo and the gang belonging to an alien race instead of mutating from ooze in the sewer.

Now, Bay has released a statement ... saying, "Fans need to take a breath, and chill. They have not read the script. Our team is working closely with one of the original creators of Ninja Turtles to help expand and give a more complex back story."

He continues, "Relax, we are including everything that made you become fans in the first place. We are just building a richer world."

Satisfied?

http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/20/michael-bay-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-relax/

 

[gunslingingbird]

http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/20/michael-bay-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-relax/

Richer world, my ass! You're shitting on a hallowed part of my childhood, you fucking shit stain! How is Shredder gonna threaten to revert them back to regular turtles with ooze if they were never regular turtles to begin with? Fucking asswipe.

 

[jizzmaster104]

Boycott this shit!

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

i dont have the strength to voice my displeasure without becoming violent

 

[PirateKing]

Rabble rabble!

 

[bobjustbob]

The original back story is that the ooze in the sewer came from a big food company and consisted of polyunsaturated fats. Big food sent out their lawyers. Bay and the studio had to cave in.

 

[darkwarrior3007]

Richer world, my ass! You're shitting on a hallowed part of my childhood, you fucking shit stain! How is Shredder gonna threaten to revert them back to regular turtles with ooze if they were never regular turtles to begin with? Fucking asswipe.

Further more, how is Splinter supposed to learn martial arts from his master Yoshi and then turn into a giant rat, or if you only know the cartoon origin, how is master Yoshi supposed to become Splinter? Is Splinter an alien too?

 

[LukeEl]

Michael Bay and the rest of Platinum Goons should just give up and stop dry ass raping my childhood memories He destroyed the Transformers, made Friday the 13th suck, seriously how can you fuck up Jason Voorhees, well apparently Michael Bay can. He needs to be taken out on a large flight of stairs, quick someone get me a case of Miller High Life, a bag of meth, and a skinhead and then it's "Sweep the leg Johnny" time!

 

[Mr_Balls]

 

[Bonezstorm]

Not sure if Bay is the greatest asshole in Hollywood or

the greatest troll in Hollywood

 

[Moonchild22]

For fuck sake. With the changes he's making to the storyline, he can easily just create a new story altogether and leave Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles alone.
Michael Bay never ceases to suck. He must've taken lessons from Lucas and Spielberg on how to fuck up nostalgia for a quick buck.

 

[Moonchild22]

To quote one of the replies on the article: "Sounds more like he wants to make Battletoads and not TMNT."

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Dude, my brahs and me fuckin' love Michael Bay. Titties and assplosions, FUCK YEAH!

 

[D-rock]

The sad part is for a plot to function this change was absolutely unneeded. It's like they came up with a arbitrary way to change things around just for the hell of it.

 

[L3ggy]

He shall face the wrath of Thor and mighty Mjöllnir!

 

[jmafterdark]

Michael Bay makes terrible movies

 

[CptHa]

you know, "TANT" just has too many bad connotaitions...