Merry Christmas!! (Traditions?)

[Alyssa Rose]

I just wanted to say Merry Christmas to everyone here at freeones!!

My families tradition is to always open one present on Christmas Eve and the rest Christmas Morning..

Do you have any holiday traditions?

These are a few pics from my boyfriends work holiday party.
The bottom pics are from after the Christmas party, note the drunk eyes from the unlimited complimentary champagne haha

 

[assari]

Merry Christmas.


Traditions;



-Buying Christmas present

-Getting Christmas presents

-Christmas tree theft (The state forest)

 

[Vanilla Bear]

No traditions in my family.

I'd like to start some new traditions this year:
- Getting a kiss from Nikki
- unwrapping.....uhm....Nikki under the christmas tree
- Motorboating Nikki
- sucking Nikki's toes

Actions can be adapted for every holiday. Or actually everyday.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Who's that chick in the picture?

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Eating lobster and steak dinner with the folks. Going across the street to the rink with (hopefully) a 12 pack and a bottle and getting some pick-up games. Opening presents. That's really about it.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Merry Christmas.


Traditions;



-Buying Christmas present

-Getting Christmas presents

-Christmas tree theft (The state forest)

Wait so do you actually get your tree from the state forest?? Lol

No traditions in my family.

I'd like to start some new traditions this year:
- Getting a kiss from Nikki
- unwrapping.....uhm....Nikki under the christmas tree
- Motorboating Nikki
- sucking Nikki's toes

Actions can be adapted for every holiday. Or actually everyday.

You're silly Maley!

Who's that chick in the picture?

Sabrina this chick I know.. She actually kind of pissed me off that night so my opinion of her is not to high right now..

(If you've tried to text me my phone fell in the toilet friday and its in a bag of rice to try to get the moisture out so we'll see..)

Eating lobster and steak dinner with the folks. Going across the street to the rink with (hopefully) a 12 pack and a bottle and getting some pick-up games. Opening presents. That's really about it.

Lobster and steak sounds like a freakin awesome Christmas tradition to me! Lol

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

(If you've tried to text me my phone fell in the toilet friday and its in a bag of rice to try to get the moisture out so we'll see..)

Shit, I think I did that once before.

Lobster and steak sounds like a freakin awesome Christmas tradition to me! Lol

Yeah my dad don't skimp on that shit either. He bought 14 big ass lobsters (no lie - $200.00 worth). My family continues to get bigger with siblings finally getting hitched and stuff.

 

[tartanterrier]

Merry Christmas to you Nikki :hybrid:

Christmas traditions are pretty normal in my house.Just stuffing ourselves with food,getting pissed and then
falling asleep in front of the TV......happy days

 

[JasonCook78]

I usually get drunk on Egg Nog that's usually mixed with either Whiskey or Dark Rum (We have a lot of recipes) at my wife's Christmas party which leads to me taking off my pants and shirt start swinging my dick like a helicopter and most of her friends laugh as they jerk me off and my wife, my sisters, and their friends husbands/boyfriends getting angry and embarrassed which leads to me sleeping on the living room floor with a few of her friends. Welcome to the party of sin.

 

[assari]

Wait so do you actually get your tree from the state forest??

Yes, all the genuine Finnish stealing Christmas tree.

It is an old tradition.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Sabrina this chick I know.. She actually kind of pissed me off that night so my opinion of her is not to high right now..

She kinda has this angry bulldog look to her. I wouldn't wanna piss her off. :eek:

(If you've tried to text me my phone fell in the toilet friday and its in a bag of rice to try to get the moisture out so we'll see..)

Well, that answers the question that I DID text you. I just wanted to know if the world had ended in Ohio. Since I never heard back from you I figured Dawg had stricken down that hellhole on the shores of Lake {insert name of Great Lake here} that you, and Stan, and a bunch of other members call home. Well, I guess the world ended for your phone, anyway.

Wait, I just thought of something. You dropped your phone in the toilet, and you're trying to get it to work again? So, if you DO get it to work again, you'll be holding this thing that fell into the toilet up to your face? I think I'd rather just bite the bullet and buy a new phone. As far as I know there no hot item on the electronics market called the iSkidMark... :eeew:

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Chinese food and a movie. Cliche, I know, but it's really all I do.....unless you really want to know how I spend the rest of the day.

 

[L3ggy]

Surviving the family.

 

[lurkingdirk]

After having a substantial poop, it's time to gather at the Festivus pole in order to air our grievances with one another. Then, back to the bathroom to bash the bishop with a just-baked, still warm loaf of sour dough bread. Then, a nap in the tub, covered in my own semen. Upon waking, I have a snack of slightly soggy sour dough bread.

Then family time starts, so we play games together, such as, "Slap," "Spank," and "What the fuck is wrong with you." About 45 minutes later, no one is speaking to anyone, and we have dinner in silence while the family dog humps the still-wrapped gift boxes in the corner.

Following dinner is the gift exchange. We don't actually get gifts for each other, they're just empty, wrapped boxes. So we pass them around, take a few pictures, and that's that. I didn't know that wasn't what everyone did until I was 23 - I never understood why my friends got so excited about a family gift exchange. It makes more sense now.

Then, an evening drink consisting of four beers and six shots of rye whiskey. We then pass out in our recliners with the television showing a cooking program.


Pretty much a day like any other, actually.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I really should have mentioned that on some years I'm forced to use rye bread. I prefer sourdough, though.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Shit, I think I did that once before.


Yeah my dad don't skimp on that shit either. He bought 14 big ass lobsters (no lie - $200.00 worth). My family continues to get bigger with siblings finally getting hitched and stuff.

Well you just tell me what time dinner is and I'll be there! Lol sounds yummy!

Merry Christmas to you Nikki :hybrid:

Christmas traditions are pretty normal in my house.Just stuffing ourselves with food,getting pissed and then
falling asleep in front of the TV......happy days

Do you have lots of family come over or do you go to someone else's house?

I usually get drunk on Egg Nog that's usually mixed with either Whiskey or Dark Rum (We have a lot of recipes) at my wife's Christmas party which leads to me taking off my pants and shirt start swinging my dick like a helicopter and most of her friends laugh as they jerk me off and my wife, my sisters, and their friends husbands/boyfriends getting angry and embarrassed which leads to me sleeping on the living room floor with a few of her friends. Welcome to the party of sin.

Something tells me this is how you hope Christmas will go but I think you leave disappointed every year..
(Remember, pics or its BS!)

Yes, all the genuine Finnish stealing Christmas tree.

It is an old tradition.

I can't tell if I'm just really gullible or if you're being serious lol

She kinda has this angry bulldog look to her. I wouldn't wanna piss her off. :eek:



Well, that answers the question that I DID text you. I just wanted to know if the world had ended in Ohio. Since I never heard back from you I figured Dawg had stricken down that hellhole on the shores of Lake {insert name of Great Lake here} that you, and Stan, and a bunch of other members call home. Well, I guess the world ended for your phone, anyway.

Wait, I just thought of something. You dropped your phone in the toilet, and you're trying to get it to work again? So, if you DO get it to work again, you'll be holding this thing that fell into the toilet up to your face? I think I'd rather just bite the bullet and buy a new phone. As far as I know there no hot item on the electronics market called the iSkidMark... :eeew:

Hahaha angry bulldog.. She just doesn't know when to act classy and when to act nasty and its highly embarrassing to invite someone to a very classy Christmas party only to have them completely embarrass you by acting skanky and trashy all night.. While being married at that! Ughh whatever lol

As for the phone, I finished peeing then flushed and as I bent over to pull my pantyhose up my phone (it was in my bra) fell out and into the toilet.. I checked it today and it turned on but the screen is kinda messed up so I put it in more rice and I hope by tomorrow it will be better.. I wish I could afford a new phone right now because mine was a POS before it fell in the toilet but seeing as how I'm unemployed still all my savings are being held onto for rent and bills.. That's life I suppose

Chinese food and a movie. Cliche, I know, but it's really all I do.....unless you really want to know how I spend the rest of the day.

Chinese on Christmas? That's one I've never heard. What movie?

Surviving the family.

Aww. The old wolf pack can't be thatttt bad L3ggy!

After having a substantial poop, it's time to gather at the Festivus pole in order to air our grievances with one another. Then, back to the bathroom to bash the bishop with a just-baked, still warm loaf of sour dough bread. Then, a nap in the tub, covered in my own semen. Upon waking, I have a snack of slightly soggy sour dough bread.

Then family time starts, so we play games together, such as, "Slap," "Spank," and "What the fuck is wrong with you." About 45 minutes later, no one is speaking to anyone, and we have dinner in silence while the family dog humps the still-wrapped gift boxes in the corner.

Following dinner is the gift exchange. We don't actually get gifts for each other, they're just empty, wrapped boxes. So we pass them around, take a few pictures, and that's that. I didn't know that wasn't what everyone did until I was 23 - I never understood why my friends got so excited about a family gift exchange. It makes more sense now.

Then, an evening drink consisting of four beers and six shots of rye whiskey. We then pass out in our recliners with the television showing a cooking program.


Pretty much a day like any other, actually.

This sounds like maybe a therapist should be involved in your holiday festivities lol



I go to my boyfriends family's place for Christmas but before I met him I always had holiday dinner at my place so I created "Thanksmas" on Dec.2nd where his family and mine all come to our house and I made a huge feast with a turkey and ham and all the fixins. It went pretty smoothly this year despite the presence of my uncles new gold digger wife.. Kinda awkward cause my aunt was also there and she's my uncles ex wife but she left him for a woman after 18 years together but overall it was a success.

 

[chazz2000]

Christmas eve dinner is and always will be In-N-Out burger.... has been for 30 years.

 

[L3ggy]

Aww. The old wolf pack can't be thatttt bad L3ggy!

It's worse then you'd think. Everybody howling and barking.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Chinese on Christmas? That's one I've never heard. What movie?

Well, that's if I don't feel like cooking, and it has to be Chinese because everything else is closed on Christmas Eve.

As for the movie, it doesn't particularly matter. I can go out to one or watch one from my collection at home.



Again, rather cliche, but this is pretty much what everyone in my family (and most of my friends) end up doing.

 

[bobjustbob]

Several years back in NJ people were getting their trees from the sides of the Garden State Parkway. It got to a point that they now spray the trees with this stuff that makes the tree smell really foul.

As a teenager we would steal wreaths off of people's doors. We would then drive to another area of town and find doors with no wreaths. Knock on the door and sell them our stolen wreaths. Nice racket.