Meet Carly Parker last night

[nolefan]

I went to a stripper party/poker party last night and one of the girls was Carly Parker.

Carly Parker


She gained some weight but still looked good. Here and the other girl (she was 18 and it was here first time ever stripping, she looked OK) put on a good show. They licked each other and did each other with toys.

 

[nolefan]

She said she usually did not do group parties. She said she mainly does one on one party for $150. I am pretty sure the one on one could lead to more than just here dancing nude for the right price.
Has anyone ever had sex with a porn star/someone in the business?

 

[JiDoKwan]

I went to a stripper party/poker party last night and one of the girls was Carly Parker.

Carly Parker

And you didn't invite anyone from Freeones to go with you?!?!?!?:o :eek:

 

[nolefan]

I went to a stripper party/poker party last night and one of the girls was Carly Parker.

Carly Parker

And you didn't invite anyone from Freeones to go with you?!?!?!?:o :eek:

I should have. We had an 8-player tournament. Wee decided if we where not done by the time the girls got there we would stop and watch the girls and then start back. When the girls got there, there were 6 guys still in, I was out. The 6 guys watched the girls for about 10 minutes and went back to poker:dunno: .

 

[Smittmaestro]

Meet Carly Parker last night

You have discovered time travel and you're using it to meet strippers?
Kind of a waste my man.

-cs™

 

[sum41rules]

thats cool

 

[hedonis]

You have discovered time travel and you're using it to meet strippers?
Kind of a waste my man.

-cs™

That was hilarious! :glugglug:

H

 

[stek1983]

should have got her to sign up to FreeOnes

 

[Smittmaestro]

^Tell nolefan, he has a time machine.

-cs™

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

You have discovered time travel and you're using it to meet strippers?
Kind of a waste my man.

-cs™

I dont get this comment, maybe Im just slow but could someone explain it 2 me?

 

[Big P13]

It's a "tense" or "conjugation" joke. He said 'Meet" Carly Parker 'last night'. Since Meet is future tense, it makes it sound like last night is in his future. It should have been 'Met' Carly Parker Last night. One of those slips we all make from time to time. It was a bit of a stretch for a joke.:tongue:

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

Oh ok, sorry just skimmed the thread, yeah I easily miss those mistakes.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Yes it was a stretch, but I risked it.

And yes qwerety you are slow.
Nah I'm kiddin' ya!

If he typed I Got To Meet Carly Parker last night that would have worked as well.
But he didn't do that so I'm as the Brits say taking the piss.

-cs™

 

[tucows66]

You're a big m****fucker lucky man