Hey guys, this is sorta awkward and I know I'm just being dumb, but I can't get it out of my head that my girlfriend is pregnant. The thing is, we didn't have sex. I just sorta cam all over her chest and stomach and I'm paranoid that she got some down there and Is now pregnant. What are the chances of that happening? We cleaned up afterwards and I don't think anything slipped down there but I donno. Any thoughts? Thanks guys
Me freaking out about nothing?
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ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
How old are you? Wow.
Let's put it this way:
If you didn't cum inside of her and she is pregnant...it's not yours.
chances are pretty low, really. sperm have a very low survivability rate outside of the body. even when they are inside of the woman, it takes millions of the little fuckers and only a very few of them even make it to the egg, and even sometimes then she still won't get pregnant.
I wouldn't worry about it, get a test done if you are so concerned.
I wouldn't worry about it, get a test done if you are so concerned.
She's fucking this guy: BigBlackDick
She loved it because afterwards he sung chocolate salty balls and thanked her for being such an excellent client.
But seriously.. go to the library and start reading books until you know the answer. By then you'll be 18 and can post here.
She loved it because afterwards he sung chocolate salty balls and thanked her for being such an excellent client.
But seriously.. go to the library and start reading books until you know the answer. By then you'll be 18 and can post here.
breaststroker
Banned
It can't be mine. I came into your girlfriend's ass. I swear!
Did you have sex and pull out and came on her?
haha thanks for the replies? But nah, no sex. THis time it was jsut a handjob. Meh. And for whoever asked, im 18, I know, its young. Oh well. Life goes on. Thanks for the replies though guys. Definitely made me feel better. Anyone else got something to add though?
Dude -
They have determined the cause of pregancy.
If you are SURE it isn't yours (you are sure you did not have a Whoops!), then it is somone else's - PERIOD.
Regardless, she is pregnant - find out whose it is, as you are in doubt as to if it is yours - and proceed accordingly.
GOOD LUCK
They have determined the cause of pregancy.
If you are SURE it isn't yours (you are sure you did not have a Whoops!), then it is somone else's - PERIOD.
Regardless, she is pregnant - find out whose it is, as you are in doubt as to if it is yours - and proceed accordingly.
GOOD LUCK
breaststroker
Banned
Chances are, she's not pregnant. You should watch your sperm closely, though. Start worrying when it looks something like this:
http://zazie.no.sapo.pt/i\'m not going.jpg
http://zazie.no.sapo.pt/i\'m not going.jpg
I would say that there's a 3% Chance - at the very most - that she could've become pregnant that way, by your jizz sliding down to her crotch. But the real Chance is probably even lower than that.
If if turns out that she IS pregnant by you from this episode, be careful from now on, because that would mean you have some super-potent and high-endurance sperm !!!
If if turns out that she IS pregnant by you from this episode, be careful from now on, because that would mean you have some super-potent and high-endurance sperm !!!
DONT SAY THAT SO LOUDLY! Chuck Norris might hear..
Maury!
Maury!
Maury!
and Mario.. you are NOT the father.
::audience goes nuts::
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Yeah, I do.
The next time a girl gives you a handjob and you think that you may have gotten her pregnant from it, I want you to punch yourself right in the face as hard as you can, until you break your nose. Then, take a picture of your face and it's gross disfigurement. That way, the next time you have the urge to think of something so ridiculously stupid, you can pull out that picture and think to yourself...
"That's what I get for being a moron."
Your lesson will be quickly learned.
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