Me freaking out about nothing?

You know what...you got her pregnant... your life is over...just accept it!!! LOL There's no way she's prego...she's just eating a lot and enjoying watching you trip out about it. Damnit they love watching us trip out about them. Have her take the test while you are there...it'll be priceless when you you see her guilty little face for playing games with you:D
 
This is rare but not unheard of. Did an Archangel named Gabriel every appear to her and annunciate who the real father is?
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
Are you old enough to be here?

She either isn't pregnant or she is and the child isn't yours.

Get a DNA test, seriously.
 
I think something's missing....

playsupermario3 said:
Oh, I forgot to tell you guys that afterward, she scooped up my semen off her stomach and stuffed it into her vag.

Ahhh, there it is. ;)



Sorry for putting words in your mouth, bro. Welcome to the board. :hatsoff:
 
haha you guys are absurd. But no we don't know that she is pregnant, we were just both worried about it. Its only been a couple of weeks, we just both really don't want to have a kid right now.
 
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