I'm good wife material? Awww![]()
You did read the part about making sandwiches?
(I don't think grilled cheese counts...):ohsnap:
I'm good wife material? Awww![]()
Well, you're kind, intelligent and an interesting person. Those are pretty important things for any kind of long term relationship.
You did read the part about making sandwiches?
(I don't think grilled cheese counts...):ohsnap:
not bad, u can have sex 24/7 but does she know to make sandwiches?![]()
Haven't met a chick yet, that can make a better sandwich then me. However....my cock ain't gonna suck itself, so..........
That would be my wife.I'm the best wife ever.
That would be my wife.
Or so she tells me.
Ha! You couldn't handle her shrewishness.She's a good wife to me. Maybe because I'm not her hubby.![]()
I hope you're not comparing my wife to Mariah?Oh, come on now guys, Mariah Milano hands down. She may bitch at you from you **** up till you go out the door. She will bitch at you during work. More bitching as you drive home from work. Come in the door and and listen to her bitch as you suck down a pile of food created for tummy enjoyment. Clean up the dishes and and you may get your forgiveness with some very good sex. Taking the garbage out every morning will score points
*****, are you listening? You're wife ain't so bad looking, right? Grab the bag before you go out the door and throw it into the neighbor's back yard if that makes you feel better. Put one of her shitty favorite films on and once she touches your shoulder, move it down for a hand job. Trust me it works. You get the hand job and don't have to watch the end of the shitty movie.
I hope you're not comparing my wife to Mariah?
I chose my wife because she's the greatest shrew the world has ever known; no woman can give a man so much hell. No woman can compare.
And I regularily do household tasks. I cleaned the living room earlier, I'm cleaning the black marks off the stairs now and I'm emptying the dishwasher after that.
mariah is sweet and can cook nice, i would love to eat something and stare at her boobs
Well, you're kind, intelligent and an interesting person. Those are pretty important things for any kind of long term relationship.
You did read the part about making sandwiches?
(I don't think grilled cheese counts...):ohsnap:
If I had to go through a nasty divorce and lose one of the houses and half my Roth IRA I would choose Briana MF Lee. Her cuteness transcends the **** I will later have for her.
AND I make a pretty good sandwich!![]()
Thanks Happy![]()
I've been cooking since before I knew how to read and still going strong.
Thanks Happy
First off, if any guy expects me to cook for him as if it's my duty, he can hit the road. I cook because I like cooking, for myself and for people I care about out of the kindness of my heart and because I enjoy it. Not because someone expects me to.
Second, grilled cheese is nothing. Anyone who knows how to work a stove can make grilled cheese. I make some badass burgers, some great cheese dogs, ham and cheese sandwiches ********* in mayo, and that's just the beginning. Stuffed shells, beef stew, pasta salad, cake, cookies, brownies, meatballs, tilapia, chicken, steak, garlic and cheese mashed potatoes, broccoli and cheese, tacos, quesadillas, the best nachos you've ever had, etc. I love cooking. Just because I don't have a thread dedicated to it doesn't mean I don't cook. I've been cooking since before I knew how to read and still going strong.
Oh, snap! :whip: