Marriage ad?
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Ace Bandage
The one and only.
So, if she lost her vagina via a sex change (but still keeps it in a jar), is skeleton thin, and sold her children into slavery in Mozambique, you're okay with that? Hey, as long as you can sleep at night, that's all that matters...
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Precisely opposite. The ad was worded to exclude gender changers [ie they have to have had their vagina since birth].
JayJohn85
Banned
man ffs where you live? Go pay for it! If your in the uk save your money if you need too, Book monday, tuesday off hit amsterdam. Ride the fuck outta some hookers come home on sunday with a bounce in your step....Phone some lads hit the clubs and pubs and do it again for free!
Not necessarily on them days but you get general idea amiright? amiright?
Not necessarily on them days but you get general idea amiright? amiright?
I dont *have* to get married. I just reasoned that since I have so little luck with the ladies of late [honestly cant work out why, I'm ok looking, smart, decent etc], I may as well aim as high as possible, however OTT it may be. :eek:
The funny thing is that "escorts" still violate my sense of morality. :1orglaugh I wouldnt feel right paying for it. I'd feel like my pride was too badly violated.
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GregCentauro
Banned
Don't you attend family reunions?
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
You're going to have to make the connection, because we can't really talk about that topic due to the board rules. Have you ever been to Kentucky?
And yet you're willing to place such an add? :1orglaugh
I don't think pride or morality even come into it at this point, the line has been crossed.
Buy a pack of condoms, call a number or crawl a curb and get it out of your system!
I honestly cant bring myself to do that. I havent placed such an ad, its an idea...jest moreso then likely outcome.
But even such an ad is a prelude to finding a girl to marry, or atleast be in a solid relationship. I am sadly far too principled for my own good. I cant shake my controlled middle class upbringing.
But even such an ad is a prelude to finding a girl to marry, or atleast be in a solid relationship. I am sadly far too principled for my own good. I cant shake my controlled middle class upbringing.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Is that last line part of the ad? If so, I don't think you'll be getting many responses.
If i was married I wouldnt have been on freeones
Save yourself the ad. You can get a Russian or Thai wife delivered right to your door from a mail catalogue. I don't even think you have to discuss your sexual inadequacies with them. 
Im sorry but there was a red light flashing when i saw this.
You feel that your moral is in the way for an escort girl but you consider marrying a girl for sex.. and sex only as it seems.
my calculations are going haywire BUT nevertheless i wish you the best of luck
Obviously, marriage wouldnt be sex only. There is a commitment from the guy to provide and care for the girl, which I would do. There is the companionship issue, again, taken care off. There is ofcourse the matter of moist, warm, snatch that underpins the contract, but we all have to deal with add-ons to legislation.
