She looks pretty hot in those diet ads. She looks much better than Jillian Barberie.
I would definitely bang Maria Osmond, nice tits, nice face...nobody's saying you'd have to marry her after a bang. She'd probably damn horny now that she's in shape and somewhat back in the public eye.
The best thing that she could do is go to the Oscars and get caught giving her date a hummer in the limo...make sure the limo door opens when the paparazzi has their cameras ready...she'd be offered acting roles again...