man... the doctor just order me a RECTAL exam... what should i do? any advice/tougts?

[jasonk282]

Re: man... the doctor just order me a RECTAL exam... what should i do? any advice/tou

Lets see get the exam and have everything check out OR Don't get the exam and wind up with prostrate cancer and be impotent for the rest of your life. Tough choice.

 

[calpoon]

Re: man... the doctor just order me a RECTAL exam... what should i do? any advice/tou

so gay

 

[mentalman]

Re: man... the doctor just order me a RECTAL exam... what should i do? any advice/tou

Just make sure ne doesn't use "HIS" tool for the exam.

 

[TunnelOfLove]

Re: man... the doctor just order me a RECTAL exam... what should i do? any advice/tou

Go to the exam, close your eyes and think you are your favorite pornstar. Then you'll finally know how she feels like. :hatsoff:

 

[ChefChiTown]

Re: man... the doctor just order me a RECTAL exam... what should i do? any advice/tou

This whole thread is just a bad attempt at hiding the fact that he actually likes things getting slid up his butthole. But, we aaaaall know the truth.

 

[lechepicha]

Re: man... the doctor just order me a RECTAL exam... what should i do? any advice/tou

But, we aaaaall know the truth.

:rofl:

:rofl2:

which is... ??? * preparing myself for an smart-ass-funny-as-hell reply *

:hatsoff:

 

[StanScratch]

Re: man... the doctor just order me a RECTAL exam... what should i do? any advice/tou

Don't eat a lot of chili the day before. Not very popular.
Hope he has slurred "Retinal".
Don't tense up.
Don't ask him if he enjoys his job when he is doing it.
Hope he has small fingers.
If you hear excessive sniffing behind you, run away.
If you run away, do stop to pull up your pants for a second.

 

[biomech]

Re: man... the doctor just order me a RECTAL exam... what should i do? any advice/tou

If you feel both of his hands on your shoulders get nervous.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Re: man... the doctor just order me a RECTAL exam... what should i do? any advice/tou

This thread is a prime example of how some people never grow up. And its funny how many men are insecure. To answer the OPs question I have to ask what exam are you referring to? I am guessing a colonoscopy?

 

[alexpnz]

Re: man... the doctor just order me a RECTAL exam... what should i do? any advice/tou

Itll be over in 2 fingers....er.....mins! :1orglaugh

 

[YMIHERE]

Re: man... the doctor just order me a RECTAL exam... what should i do? any advice/tou

The worst thing is you may need to do a colon cleaning prep. So get ready for a horrendous night. Go to the store and buy baby wipes and stay near a toilet and shower for a mighty rain is gonna fall.

 

[Facetious]

Re: man... the doctor just order me a RECTAL exam... what should i do? any advice/tou

Hurry !!!

Buy your own virgin cam - probe !!! Otherwise.......??? :dunno: :shocked:

:hatsoff:

This thread is a prime example of how some people never grow up. And its funny how many men are insecure.

No, just paranoid about the conscientiousness of the "sterilizer people" !