Man Severs His Own Penis Following Spat With GF

[Facetious]

Man cuts off own penis after spat with girlfriend
10/20/2008 | 09:42 PM

MANILA, Philippines – In a fit of anger after a quarrel with his girlfriend, a young man cut off his penis in Sultan Kudarat town in Shariff Kabunsuan province Sunday night, a radio dzRH report said late Monday.

The 21-year-old man, whose identity was withheld by police, went home angry after a spat with his girlfriend. He went to his room with a knife and cut off his penis.

http://www.gmanews.tv/story/128215/Man-cuts-off-own-penis-after-spat-with-girlfriend

SHIT

 

[RealMenSwallow]

Why?!?! No one woman is worth ruining the rest of your manhood! :eek::scream:

 

[gunslingingbird]

His relatives rushed him to the Cotabato Regional and Medical Center, but doctors failed to immediately reattach the organ. As it turned out, his relatives, in their panic, left the penis at home.

 

[ChefChiTown]

There's something I find to be fishy about this story. I haven't quite put my finger on it yet, but...hmm. Maybe it's how the story originates from a radio show. Maybe it's the fact that even though the man supposedly had his penis in his hand when he exited his room, he somehow left it at home when his family took him to the hospital. I don't know yet...but it's fishy. Yup, fishy indeeeeed.

 

[Galactic]

It doesn't make sense. What the hell could the GF possibly said to him to make him want to do that? And here is a question: How fucking crazy, if this story is real, is this guy? I'm pretty sure that a sane individual would NOT be able, be physically able, to do that to oneself. Kind of like it being impossible to drown yourself.

But then, if it is true, then there is no way he is sane at all, so I guess I just answered my own question. Fuckin' hell.

:eek:

 

[jamrak]

I guess it was decisive step to change his gender. Like: "it sucks to be a man, so I gotta try the opposite!"
Philippines... :dunno:

 

[efeezy]

This gives new meaning to that lame song "Detachable Penis"

 

[Elwood70]

If this is true,there's a lot of self-hatred there.

 

[pic_hunter]

Ever heard of the Darwin Awards?

If it's true he certainly deserves a mention.

http://www.darwinawards.com/

 

[Legzman]

this is my penis. There are many like it but this one is mine. My penis is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as i must master my life. Without me my penis is useless. Without my penis i am useless. I must fire my penis true. I must shot her before she shoots me. I will, before god i swear this creed: My penis and myself are defenders of my country. We are the masturbators. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, untill there is no bitch, but penis. Amen.

 

[don_equis]

Is this for real?? :crash:

 

[Becks...poamr]

Men.

 

[Galactic]

this is my penis. There are many like it but this one is mine. My penis is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as i must master my life. Without me my penis is useless. Without my penis i am useless. I must fire my penis true. I must shot her before she shoots me. I will, before god i swear this creed: My penis and myself are defenders of my country. We are the masturbators. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, untill there is no bitch, but penis. Amen.

Gives new meaning to the term jarhead.

 

[Legzman]

Gives new meaning to the term jarhead.

:glugglug: someone got it!

 

[Torre82]

this is my penis. There are many like it but this one is mine. My penis is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as i must master my life. Without me my penis is useless. Without my penis i am useless. I must fire my penis true. I must shot her before she shoots me. I will, before god i swear this creed: My penis and myself are defenders of my country. We are the masturbators. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, untill there is no bitch, but penis. Amen.

Amen.

Let us shoot the wimminfolk, now.

::waits for my girl to come home with glee::

Aheh heh.. heh.. she doesnt know what is in store! (Actually she does.. I try this every night, but I'm fired up for a completely different.. yet equally superficial reason tonight.)

 

[HaxForCandy]

It doesn't make sense. What the hell could the GF possibly said to him to make him want to do that? And here is a question: How fucking crazy, if this story is real, is this guy? I'm pretty sure that a sane individual would NOT be able, be physically able, to do that to oneself. Kind of like it being impossible to drown yourself.

But then, if it is true, then there is no way he is sane at all, so I guess I just answered my own question. Fuckin' hell.

:eek:

I'm thinking maybe she told him she has HIV or some other STD and he blamed hims cock for contracting it. . . ?

 

[Sicario]

Gives new meaning to the term jarhead.

My thoughts exactly.

Semper Fi. HOORAH!!!

 

[L3ggy]

This, Uh, Makes A Lot of Sense....

 

[don_equis]

Not even for an Obama win will I cut my good ol friend penis!

 

[jibbijib]

He probably just wanted to suck his own penis and needed to make up a story to justify why he cut his own pee pee off.

Most likely fake.