Man on **** rampage leaves stabbed lamb, maimed ******, burnt **** and severed penis

Now we know what George Bush was on :rolleyes:

Man on **** rampage leaves stabbed lamb, maimed ******, burnt **** and severed penis in his ****


A Bulgarian has racked up a lengthy list of ****-induced felonies after being given ***** that were promised to ‘guarantee a good time.’

On a slow day in Bulgaria Angel Atanasov decided to take some ***** with a friend.

What followed was a ****-addled rampage of immense proportions.

The following statement by a police spokesman details a comprehensive list of the man’s crazed trail of destruction:

‘First he cut-off a piece of his penis, and when his ****** came to help him he sliced off his ******'s ear.

‘He then ran into the road partially naked and ********, where he jumped into a car owned by a young woman who was unloading the trunk and drove off.

‘He went through a red light and crashed into a motorcycle before leaping out of the car and running to a nearby **** where he tried to batter down the door.

‘When that failed he ran down the back of the house and tried to set fire to a haystack.’

The statement continues:

‘He then stabbed a lamb to death before stripping off his remaining clothes and stealing an axe which he then ran off with completely naked.

‘When police closed in, he climbed up a high-voltage cable and was blasted with several thousand volts.’

It would seem this put an end to Atanasov’s rampage as he was arrested soon after.

Atanasov was said to have been taking ***** with a friend in Pazardzhik, a city in the southeast of the capital Sofia, because they were bored.

He is now fighting for his life in intensive care.


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