Man Arrested for Having Sex With Inflatable Raft

[lurkingdirk]

StanScratch lives in Ohio...


http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/weird/Man-Arrested-for-Having--128799868.html

An Ohio man was arrested on public indecency charges after cops caught him having sex with an inflatable raft, police said.

Edwin Charles Tobergta, 32, was arrested at his home in Hamilton, near Cincinnati, early Sunday after he was spotted in the bizarre act in a nearby alley, the Cincinnati Enquirer reported.

The owner of the raft told Hamilton Police Officer William Thacker he shouted at the suspect to stop.

"The witness stated the defendant appeared to be having sex with the raft due to the fact that his pants were down around his ankles," police wrote in the report.

Tobergta pulled up his pants and fled with the raft, the report states. Police said he confessed.

"Defendant advised officers that he was doing it but only because he has a problem and that he needs help and please don't send him to prison but send him somewhere to get help," the police report stated.

Tobergta had been arrested at least five times for similar offenses, most recently in 2008, the newspaper said.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

That raft is a tramp and everyone knows it.

 

[BlueBalls]

Hey! What a man and his raft do in the comfort of their own ... uh .... public alley, is none of our concern. This is just another example of the kind of Orwellian government intrusion we have come to expect under Otrauma.

Gingrich 2012!

 

[KillTheIndustry]

Haven't people like this ever heard of jacking off? If no woman wants to have anything to do with you, don't settle for a raft, a car, a donkey, etc. Use your hands!

 

[L3ggy]

 

[lurkingdirk]

There's a picture now.

http://www.brobible.com/bronews/story/man-arrested-having-sex-pool-raft

Calm down, BlueBalls. It's just of the guy. Not of the guy doing the raft.

 

[BlueBalls]

Psssh... what a cock tease.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Government over reach, first they came for the raft fuckers but I didn't say anything.....

 

[hexsianide]

 

[Rane1071]

"Tobergta pulled up his pants and fled with the raft"

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He must have a real crush on that raft, that he didn't drop it when he ran.

 

[PlumpRump]

A distant cousin, maybe?

 

[Ravenholm]

Reminds me one of I read of a guy who was arrested for shagging a traffic cone in the UK a few years back.

Bunch of psycho nutters is what they are!.

 

[StanScratch]

That fucking raft is a whore! A fucking whore! It said it and Tobergta were only frien...wait. "Tobergta"? What in the flying fuck kind of name is that? Sounds like a villain from Manos: hands of Fate.

















And, that raft is a fucking whore.

 

[Red Spyder]

But what hole? :dunno:

Don't tell me his dick fit in the hole used to inflate it?

 

[grower_boy]

That is very interesting, and brilliant. It takes a lot of smarts to have sex with a raft in a public alleyway.

 

[lurkingdirk]

That is very interesting, and brilliant. It takes a lot of smarts to have sex with a raft in a public alleyway.

 

[L3ggy]

It's a lot of fucking in the News this week.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

It wasn't in this story, but the local fishwrap had a quote from dude's grandmother, ".....he's always had a fascination for plastic.'

 

[The Grasshopper]

How exactly do you fuck a raft? He couldn't have used that inflating nozzle... lube and... yeesh, thinking to hard on this one.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

If it was just a regular flat raft, I think it's fucking sick! If it was on of those rafts that are in the shape of a duckie? I can kind of understand.