Man Arrested for Having Sex With Inflatable Raft

[lurkingdirk]

If it was just a regular flat raft, I think it's fucking sick! If it was on of those rafts that are in the shape of a duckie? I can kind of understand.

You're a disturbed man. Do you know that?

 

[L3ggy]

Look who's talking.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Look who's talking.

I embrace how disturbed I am. He needs to learn to do the same.

 

[L3ggy]

Fair enough.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Is that not 'normal'? :dunno:

 

[LukeEl]

That's how Gloyster celebrates the end of the Summer.

 

[L3ggy]

Define 'normal'.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Maybe he folded it around his cock like a taco, If it was a little deflated that would work :yesyes: Where's that lube at?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Maybe he folded it around his cock like a taco, If it was a little deflated that would work :yesyes: Where's that lube at?

Do you fuck tacos often?

 

[Hot Mega]

Ahia

 

[grower_boy]

I was only being sarcastic! :1orglaugh

That's how Gloyster celebrates the end of the Summer.

:1orglaugh

Maybe he folded it around his cock like a taco, If it was a little deflated that would work :yesyes: Where's that lube at?

:rofl2:

 

[RichardNailder]

If it was just a regular flat raft, I think it's fucking sick! If it was on of those rafts that are in the shape of a duckie? I can kind of understand.

Here you go: http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toys-for-men/vibrating-penis-rings/shanes-world-duckie-ring

 

[RichardNailder]

I'd do this one.....

http://www.nud3.com/Girls/Mollys_Life/Rockin_The_Raft/1175423

 

[Stranix]

We are de-evolving as a species

 

[Tittyman5000]

Do you fuck tacos often?

Not as often as I'd like to but I don't think girls like it when you call their snatch a taco :laugh:
This looks pleasantly warm & soft though

 

[Shifty]

Oh really?

Well next time that fucking raft can buy itself a drink ...

Oh, deflate me Shifty ... deflate me!

Fucking whore.

 

[smoknn]

damn they trying everything to get on nancy grace........

 

[Medic427]

Get the Dude some counseling because next time it could be a Sevylor with an Aluminum bottom. He might not survive.

 

[Jane Burgess]

Haha that is funny

 

[PirateKing]

^ Hillbilly Samuel L. Jackson would actually agree, IMO.