Make your porn! AKA Damn I wish that scene existed

[SinPrime]

You are given any option, girl, style and you must come up with a catchy name! Your porn star is your property for a few hours and you must get it done... with your fave positions, forms, fetishes and so on... Money shot.

I'm stoned right now... so this is going to be weird. I do have a life... but getting stoned and pornography happen to be a hobby of mine... Do we have that in common?

If so... Make your own scene layout with cheesey dialogue and make me laugh... or make me say "Damn I wish that scene existed."

My layout:

Title: Rosey Red Cheeks.
Scene 1: Haley Scott vs. Myself
Style: Hardcore, Pussy, Anal, Weird, Internal, Spanking.

I enter the room in a Santa suit and see Haley Scott dressed in a green skin tight elfs uniform... She's smoking weed from a christmas cock bong. Because I'm like Santa I get pissed of that she's smoking weed and not making toys and I have no choice but to punish her... By spanking her ass until it turns nice and red (Hence: Rosey Red Cheeks.)

I'll make her say weird lines like during each position.

BLOW JOB "Ooo, do you have a present for me?"

69 "Eat my pussy and smack those rosey red cheeks

COW GIRL "Fuck me like a ho ho ho."

REVERSE COW GIRL "You like that tight warm christmas pussy?"

DOGGY ANAL with her face against the floor "I've been naughty this year and need to be fucked in the ass"

REVERSE COW GIRL ANAL she leans forward for round ass angle.

FACE FUCK "ughu,... ughu.... glug.. kwaa."

PILE DRIVER... get her to say something about wanting a creamy white christmas

Make her spread both her holes in pile driver position and balance my load into both of her holes.

I say... "Well... you're a naughty girl this year."
Haley Scott "I'm a naughty girl every year." **suck suck. "And you still give
me presents."

CLOSE UP of both holes spread. She says "Are my cheeks red and rosey."
Fade out.

If you don't want to do a layout... tell me what kind of scene you'd like to see and maybe someday one of the people reading this will create it in your honor!

 

[whoremaker]

The search function: The choice in the twenty first century for making new threads irrelevant!

 

[SinPrime]

Didn't see the thread... still if you ask the same question in a different way your bound to get some different answers!

Like... what kind of dialogue would you make your whore say? And what is the title of the film you'd direct? (Fill Jill, Pump Friction, Skin City... get it?)

All in good fun.

 

[GregCentauro]

Like... what kind of dialogue would you make your whore say?.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

... and don't call them "whores"! :nono:

 

[SinPrime]

Women should be obscene and not heard.

... and don't call them "whores"! :nono:

Money for sex... what would you call it?

I guess if you wanted to get all sensitive about it you could call it "art"... even if it is watching a chick recieve donkey punches while getting fucked in the ass... (Art is beautiful isn't it?)

For god sake it's porn... nobody said these girls weren't human beings... but getting paid to suck cock is still getting paid to suck cock... right?

 

[STDiva]

I'd just suck Mr.T's cock for hours. I'd call it, Sucking Mr.T's Cock.

 

[whoremaker]

Money for sex... what would you call it?

I guess if you wanted to get all sensitive about it you could call it "art"... even if it is watching a chick recieve donkey punches while getting fucked in the ass... (Art is beautiful isn't it?)

For god sake it's porn... nobody said these girls weren't human beings... but getting paid to suck cock is still getting paid to suck cock... right?

Word.