Make Shit Up ABout a Place You've Never Been

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I'm a Canadian and im...im just hurt. You really hurt my feelings dude. Six guns and all...

This must be true. Because Canadians absolutely have feelings, instead of just programs which carefully simulate them in order to help avoid detection of the android simulacrum sleeper units. Canadians have absolutely not built Skynet and the robot uprising that will crush all of the human vermin has absolutely not begun there. I know, I know Keanu Reeves seems far too wooden to be human, but I assure you he is in fact just a bad actor, and not one of the early prototypes of the simulacrum project.

Now, everyone continue existing in your blissful state of ignorance, remain calm and keep your defenses precariously down because a state of readiness is in no way called for.

End transmission.

 

[288gto]

And the people of Wadiya are happy and live in democracy with admiral general Aladeen

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Russia, in its ever futile effort to beat the United States to outer space, has built their ultimate weapon, the Death Tzar, an armored space station with enough vodka to destroy Vysotsky's liver twice over.

 

[Buggster]

I found out recently that not all women in Brazil have shaven pussies.But in fact most women there actually have Amazon rainforests in their panties :eek:

:eek: I recently found out that not all women in Brazil are women.

 

[BCT]

I hear that there is no banging in Bangladesh.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

I heard Jaana's room is a bloody mess. Apparently she uses the bones of her enemies to make furniture. With the flesh and guts still attached.

I told you to make shit up, not state facts.

Your toilet and shower's really neat and clean though

 

[mikexmoran]

Russia, in its ever futile effort to beat the United States to outer space, has built their ultimate weapon, the Death Tzar, an armored space station with enough vodka to destroy Vysotsky's liver twice over.

Everyone is happy in Russia. Very optimistic place. They all love Putin. Warm, sunny, and the cities smell nice.

 

[D-rock]

*General Rule of Thumb* If you have to explain your humor, it's not funny. Just sayin'...

You never know. It could just be the person reading it that's the problem.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

The food in North Korea is awesome.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

The food in North Korea is awesome.

North Korea is awesome.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

BoRat is living happy in Kazahstan with his wife, sister and brother Bilow.

Glad he's down to 2 roommates.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

North Korea is awesome.

They also have more Golden Corrals and Hometown Buffets than America. They bulgogi 'em on electric fence when they try to find their Seoul.

 

[fkknuckle]

Finland has the most beautiful deserts in the world!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Finland has the most beautiful deserts in the world!

 

[lurkingdirk]

South Africa is a safe place for anyone to visit.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Cambodia has clean drinking water from the tap.

 

[fkknuckle]

South Africa is a safe place for anyone to visit.

Don't forget about New Orleans:thumbsup: safest city in Amirica!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Don't forget about New Orleans:thumbsup: safest city in Amirica!

NEW ORLEANS
So safe you'll never need a condom.

 

[BCT]

Don't forget about New Orleans:thumbsup: safest city in Amirica!

No way, Detroit is the safest.

 

[mokbel69]

In the US, they love to arm bears.