Make Shit Up ABout a Place You've Never Been
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Little Red Wagon Repairman
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Beijing is a jogger's utopia.
obviously you don't get my sense of humor.
we all know Netherlands is an ECO friendly country, so i made fun from the joke he said.
and it's true, my country as a EU candidate get's every day every kinda insane conditions from the EU, they already are too much, so we better will not enter.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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Can't wait to get to Greece to see their ancient monument honoring the anal sex. Heard Alexander The Great browned many kebabs there.
JaanaRuutu
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Romania has fucking delicious chicken and waffles.
talking of this when was in turkey once, visiting Troy, the ancient city and other greek colonies, they used to sell a ancient souvenier a little man with a huge penis, girls really wanted that souvenier.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Romania invented Cheeseburgers and I can't wait to eat at Radu In The Box or Burger Czar. The Golden Sickle has its fans too.
Recently France has caused tensions to rise with Germany, and they are about to go to open conflict again. This has nothing to do with any past conflict or tensions between the two nations, but with the fact that France has become incredibly jealous of the attention David Hasselhoff has paid to Germany and not to them.
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
Never post anything against my Hoff! :nono:
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
I really like that Denmark is still ruled by a King.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Alive and well still sounding like Rob Halford wearing tighter underwear.
Australia has recently been taken over by Vampires. Further investigation found this to be due to both Aeryn Walker and Lolita Borgia fulfilling their life long dreams of becoming one. Soon after they kicked things into high gear and took over everything. Even the former senior vampires of the country have been taken aback. In a emergency meeting between them after a very long pause one of them stated, "I just don't understand how they got the skills and can be so proficient at getting the fluids drained out of people already!"
*General Rule of Thumb* If you have to explain your humor, it's not funny. Just sayin'...
Good rule, but please, take your thumb out of my butt.
ukey:
Deepcover
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I'm a Canadian and im...im just hurt. You really hurt my feelings dude. Six guns and all...
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
I found out recently that not all women in Brazil have shaven pussies.But in fact most women there actually have Amazon rainforests in their panties :eek:
