Seraphim - to log in once this year
AFA - to ask for an ID of a model over 22 years old and with greater than B-cups
comanduc - to lose his cool, mouth off to a flamer and nearly self destruct in a completely uncharacteristic rage and rant post. (and then courteously ban himself for two weeks)
Aces&Jacks - to open a real bricks and mortar porn library (complete with library cards and late fees)
pitino - to post in a flat shoes and fully clothed thread
darkman - to bring back the smoking Monica Sweetheart avatar and double his posting rate