Make a resolution for another member!

Here is where you get to make New Years Resolutions that you don't have to live up to!
Because you are making them for another member!


Say who and why!
Elaborate if you want!
 

DrMotorcity

Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
I shall make the inaugeral resolution in this post, in doing so, I hereby decree that ALL members (including moderators, team members, adjutants, gadflies, in-laws and their respective pets, up to and including etcetera and etcetera) resolve to:



After all, it's done wonders for me.

Case closed! No further discussion permitted!

:hammer: :shocked:
 

member987

Closed Account
To DrMotorcity: Shall we make said post now, or after the New Year?

(I have a cat that drinks beer, I don't think we can trust him to post, just FYI) :1orglaugh


On topic:

HeartBroker must post every Led Zeppelin song at some point thru out the year in the "Best musical culture thread". :hatsoff:

:D
 

DrMotorcity

Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
To DrMotorcity: Shall we make said post now, or after the New Year?

(I have a cat that drinks beer, I don't think we can trust him to post, just FYI) :1orglaugh


:D

I resolved long, long ago to never leave any beer around just for that reason alone! Why, in fact I just disposed of some beer only moments ago, just as a precaution. One can never be too careful (and I certainly don't want to get in trouble with Bob Barker or the ASPCA—or Andrew Lloyd Webber, for that matter!)
 

member987

Closed Account
I just figured the cat needed to wash the nachos down with something cold and refreshing!

drdeath67's resolution:

Continue to make killer sigs :thumbsup:
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
Resolution for **********:

Not answer posts in "novel" form! :D
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
Tunsty's resolution - To post something funny.
Dr. Death's resolution - To be nice for once.
LadyLove's resolution - To not tell it like it is.
Kittykat's resolution - To dump Doc D for one of the other Doctors here.
D-rock's resolution - To change the letters in his name from "D" to "PET."
Iamfoever's resolution - To changes his name to OnlyALittleWhile.
Legzman's resolution - To begin hating legs and liking furry backs.
Poggy's resolution - To not stay in bed so long.
Gordar's resolution - To miss everyone's birthday at least one time.
OmThreeGa's resolution - To stop being so cool.
BNF's resolution - To change his name to BGF.
Comanduc's resolution - To comand something more.
Pitino's resolution - To invite Bella over for tea.
CoolBeer's resolution - To drink warm wine.
Mario's resolution - To change his name to something tough, like, Tommy Vercetti.
MontrealMan's resolution - To live in Asia - not Carrera.
KungFuDude's resolution - To learn to use his hands to cook.
Gape_Fan's resolution - To give us more Gaping_Assholes.
AnalFan's resolution - To sing "White and Nerdy" in the nude.
georges resolution - to check out all the tiny titted websites on the net.
Mr. Rhino's resolution - To escape the zoo and get his picture on CNN running through the streets.
Fox's resolution - To show us pics of his adventures. Uh, maybe not.
JCMSVOBODA's resolution - To shorten his name to Green.
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
Smitty's resolution - To say goodbye to Alyson Hannigan say hello to Barbara Walters.
HeartBroker's resolution - To be tough also and be ArmBroker.
Tjpag's resolution - To explain his name.
Aces&Jack's resolution - To allow the ID section to go downhill when he takes a three month vacation.
FoxyCougar's resolution - To make a new thread just to say "Hey!" (We miss you).
Thorsif's resolution - To find links that do not get the user excited.
SchoolGirlFan's resolution - To start liking the teacher's of those schoolgirls.
Calm's resolution - To get excited!
MATUTE's resolution - To find me a nice new link in Layla Rivera's thread. Hear me?
Deeeze's resolution - To design a sig of nuts - use a pic of the members here.
UnderTaker's resolution - To open a sig site with Doc D.
 

DrMotorcity

Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
My inaugural entry in this thread mandates that in the year of 2007 AD Prof Voluptuary resolve, from this point on, to dedicate his talents towards sparing the nation of his residency from its out-of-control dependency upon foreign energy sources, for once and for all, by utilizing those unique talents in his possession to develop domestically-produced, renewable sources of energy!

Hmmmmmmmm, investing in the means to sucessfully take advantage of the abundancy and un-flagging availability of wind power would logically seem to be the most viable and economically-sustaining course of action.
 
Ipooptoomuch's resolution - start pooping more
Jod's resolution - to get banned for a week by flaming the entire board
Dr.Death's resolution - change name to mister happy bunny
Iamforever's resolution - stop getting carried away with the head banging so the furniture doesn't get wrecked
BNF's resolution - to become a small weakling that the children in the city make fun of as he walks down the street
Aces&Jacks resolution - when somebody ask for identification come out and say I don't give a damn who they are
JCMSVOBODA's resolution - to admit that Czech woman are the worst looking in the world.
Comanduc and Jdb67's resolution - turn down a date with Erica Campbell
Poggy's resolution - swear off his allegiance with Liverpool and Lucy and become a Chelsea fan that only likes enhanced big-breasted blondes
Foxelipus's resolution - to only use logic in all his post
Jacksson's resolution - to say old classic rock music is for losers and admit that Ashley Simpson is the best singer ever.
Icerfan's resolution - to change name to Steamlover
D-rock's resolution - to convince all the dark haired women in the world to bleach their hair
Seraphim’s resolution - to show that only very loose fitting clothing that doesn't reveal any curves is the way to go
Georges resolution - to drive and old Pinto around and start telling everybody to drive a Toyota Prius to save on gas.
 
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Poggy's resolution - swear off his allegiance with Liverpool and Lucy and become a Chelsea fan that only likes enhanced big-breasted blondes

Chel-never heard of them-sea, I do like big breasted blondes Michelle Marsh especially when Lucy's stood next to her ;) :D
 
Tunsty's resolution - To post something funny.
Dr. Death's resolution - To be nice for once.
LadyLove's resolution - To not tell it like it is.
Kittykat's resolution - To dump Doc D for one of the other Doctors here.
D-rock's resolution - To change the letters in his name from "D" to "PET."
Iamfoever's resolution - To changes his name to OnlyALittleWhile.
Legzman's resolution - To begin hating legs and liking furry backs.
Poggy's resolution - To not stay in bed so long.
Gordar's resolution - To miss everyone's birthday at least one time.
OmThreeGa's resolution - To stop being so cool.
BNF's resolution - To change his name to BGF.
Comanduc's resolution - To comand something more.
Pitino's resolution - To invite Bella over for tea.
CoolBeer's resolution - To drink warm wine.
Mario's resolution - To change his name to something tough, like, Tommy Vercetti.
MontrealMan's resolution - To live in Asia - not Carrera.
KungFuDude's resolution - To learn to use his hands to cook.
Gape_Fan's resolution - To give us more Gaping_Assholes.
AnalFan's resolution - To sing "White and Nerdy" in the nude.
georges resolution - to check out all the tiny titted websites on the net.
Mr. Rhino's resolution - To escape the zoo and get his picture on CNN running through the streets.
Fox's resolution - To show us pics of his adventures. Uh, maybe not.
JCMSVOBODA's resolution - To shorten his name to Green.

What I don't get an honorable mention? - lol
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
JiDoKwan's resolution - To love, honor and cherish all that is Freeones and change his avatar to a hottie flipping the bird!
 

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
OmThreeGa's resolution - To stop being so cool.

Cool?

Moi?

We'll soon fix that.....request name change to Duane Dibbley

(only joking, mods....:cool: )


Brianelka's resolution - to give up his addiction for silicone and appreciate real boobs instead.....:D
 
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