Lindsay Lohan's prison nightmare turned into porn flick

LOL That didn't take long. I'd still prefer Lindsay to go into porn herself but that aint ever gonna happen :(

Talk about kicking a girl when she’s down….Hot on the heels of the success of their 2009 skin flick hit Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan, Hustler Video has hit the adult DVD market with a second Lohan-inspired porn spoof, this one titled Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan Goes To Jail!

If we had to put money on it, we’d bet in favor of Lindsay Lohan ending up in a porn flick somewhere down the track and it looks like the folk at Hustler would back the same horse. Hell, after the coins she counts from that leggings line dry up, she’s going to need the money. The possibilities for clever titles are endless. How about I Know Who Shagged Me or my personal favorite, Peen Girls!

The latest XXX spoof features adult film star Scarlett Fay as the sometimes redhead, sometimes bottle blonde former child star, arguably best known for her infamous “Firecrotch.” The fake Lindsay humps her way around the cell block and gets it on with a cute correctional officer. There’s even a cameo by LiLo’s wayward attorney, Shawn Holley Chapman! :1orglaugh

Lohan still had her photoshoot face on when she posed for her mug shot in an orange jumpsuit before starting her 90-day prison sentence in the Century Regional Jail on Tuesday. Arriving at the Beverly Hills Courthouse with her hair and makeup done, the 24-year-old star will spend at least the next two weeks reflecting on what’s become of her once promising career as she serves time for violating the times of her probation.

http://www.popcrunch.com/lindsay-lo...ntrue-hollywood-stories-lindsay-goes-to-jail/

http://celebrity.uk.msn.com/news/gossip/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=154188951
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
They got a parody for everything these days.
 
I was actually going to start a thread to see if anyone knew anything about a porn parody of this.
I saw recent pictures of Lindsay, like her mugshot, etc. and thought 'Damn, that's the hottest mugshot I've seen'. Imagining her being someone's bitch in there. It's a perfect story for a porn and I can totally see Scarlett Fay in that role. I actually knew nothing of Scarlett until seeing your post (thanks) and not only does she have a good resemblence to her, but she's fuckin hot as hell. I'd check it out. :thumbsup:
 
I just saw a 'clean' snippet of the parody. They showed it on TMZ. I wasn't paying any attention until I heard her name and then the word 'porn'. How quickly my head turned to the tv. It looks hilarious. "They don't call me 'Firecrotch' for nothing, you know"
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
I just saw a 'clean' snippet of the parody. They showed it on TMZ. I wasn't paying any attention until I heard her name and then the word 'porn'. How quickly my head turned to the tv. It looks hilarious. "They don't call me 'Firecrotch' for nothing, you know"


Ya know, they could get Ron Jeremy to play the fat, sweaty kid who nicknamed her that (Brandon Davis?). Then they could find some skinny, blonde coke whore to play P@ris Hilton (I hate seeing the link to her name!). Hey, maybe they could get that skinny, blonde coke whore, P@ris Hilton, to play P@ris Hilton. :dunno:
 
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