Talk about kicking a girl when she’s down….Hot on the heels of the success of their 2009 skin flick hit Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan, Hustler Video has hit the adult DVD market with a second Lohan-inspired porn spoof, this one titled Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan Goes To Jail!
If we had to put money on it, we’d bet in favor of Lindsay Lohan ending up in a porn flick somewhere down the track and it looks like the folk at Hustler would back the same *****. Hell, after the coins she counts from that leggings line dry up, she’s going to need the money. The possibilities for clever titles are endless. How about I Know Who Shagged Me or my personal favorite, Peen Girls!
The latest XXX spoof features adult film star Scarlett Fay as the sometimes redhead, sometimes bottle blonde former ***** star, arguably best known for her infamous “Firecrotch.” The fake Lindsay humps her way around the cell block and gets it on with a cute correctional officer. There’s even a cameo by LiLo’s wayward attorney, Shawn Holley Chapman! :1orglaugh
Lohan still had her photoshoot face on when she posed for her mug shot in an orange jumpsuit before starting her 90-day prison sentence in the Century Regional Jail on Tuesday. Arriving at the Beverly Hills Courthouse with her hair and makeup done, the 24-year-old star will spend at least the next two weeks reflecting on what’s become of her once promising career as she serves time for ********* the times of her probation.
