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Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
-Around 87 percent of the population of The Netherlands speak English. But most of them don't know we make fun of the way they do it.
-King William-Alexander is number 11 on the FBI's Most Wanted list.
-Citizens in the Netherlands unsuccessfully tried to start a charitable organization called "The Salvation Coast Guard."
-Queen Beatrix loves the movie "Jack and Jill." She's reported to have seen it twelve times.
-Elvis impersonations account for %30 if The Netherlands GDP.
-Boiled tulips are the national dish.
-Rutger Hauer was the first choice to play "Gandhi," but he really wanted that role in 'The Hitcher.'
-If you notify the flight attendant on a KLM flight that it's your birthday, they will let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide.
-A Frisbee has been stuck on the top of Maastricht Vrijthof since 1988.
-Two-thirds of all the world's cilantro comes from a single valley in The Netherlands.
-The Dutch hummingbird has been known to suck blood from animals like a giant mosquito.
 
Also, the accident of the guy with the black suzuki swift who tried to hit the queen.
some people lost their lives, that was a sad day.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I'm sure I don't know what you mean by "Chinese parsley."



My favorite Dutch song. That's the language he's singing, right?
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
The five acceptable categories of Dutch porn as described by Mr.Stiffy.
 
the dutch do speak with their throat a lot..... been hearing several times dutch people here talk and I was like these people never get their throats ill
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
This misunderstanding would not happen in Germany: Who takes a "Deich" for a "Nutte"???
 
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