Get a life, man.
Let your Girl get impregnated by a Big Dick Bastard for $20 Million??
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This "story" is retarded even by zdenka standards. 
for 20 million i would let him fuck me and i'm straight 
for 20 million i would let him fuck me and i'm straight
Yes, but for some inexplicable reason, it needs to happen for four hours.
Lacey Black
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Dear Penthouse..
Ari Dee
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This.
My friend is suffering from small cock syndrome, like most people posting here... unfortunately
In da Ass?for 20 million i would let him fuck me and i'm straight
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Four score and seven years ago our fathers big dicks brought forth on this continent a new nation of big dicks, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equally big dicks.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war against big dicks, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived and so dedicated to big dicks, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war on big dicks. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those with big dicks who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we with big dicks should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrateour big dicks, we can not hallow this ground. The brave big dicked men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what their big dicks did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they whose big dicks fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here with our big dicks dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored big dicks we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these big dicks shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the big dicks, by the big dicks, for the big dicks, shall not perish from the earth.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war against big dicks, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived and so dedicated to big dicks, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war on big dicks. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those with big dicks who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we with big dicks should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrateour big dicks, we can not hallow this ground. The brave big dicked men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what their big dicks did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they whose big dicks fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here with our big dicks dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored big dicks we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these big dicks shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the big dicks, by the big dicks, for the big dicks, shall not perish from the earth.
...and you're suffering from penile fixation and a serious lack of imagination.
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