Knowing what you know now what advice would you give to your younger self?

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Knowing what you know now what advice would you give to your younger self?

If I could travel back in time, I'd tell my younger self just hit it & quit it it

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[ragincaucasian]

don't be satisfied with routine poontang.

Don't do what l did.

l married for love, and your mother
Betty has been a nightmare.

Listen to me. l'm giving you pearls here.

And lastly, find yourself

a classic beauty

with a perfect can, and great totties.

That will put you in good stead with the Lord. lt's all in here

 

[Spleen]

Give myself some advice on sex and women so I could have got an earlier start. There were plenty of sluts around during my young teenage years, I just didn't know how to use them.

 

[ManifestDestiny]

dont do drugs

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Don't take that medicine that made you gain like 50 pounds, get the generic brand.

 

[BlueBalls]

"Kill yourself now. You'll be better off, trust me."

Seems about right.

 

[Arden Adamz]

Start doing porn as soon as possible!

 

[emceeemcee]

1.Don't let yourself believe that the reaction you have to the system around you, and the authority figures within it, is inaccurate or in anyway a sign that you are the bad person those authority figures make you out to be.

2.Don't think that feeling you have of not fitting in is a bad thing. You shouldn't want to fit into this bullshit it's bad news. It's good that you don't want to fit in.

3. Don't eat junk food.

 

[phanto_1985]

Dare or die.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Invest more

 

[meesterperfect]

young mp:
learn to play the guitar really good, go to chicago in 1987, find billy corgan and become his guitar player before he meets james iha.

Then do this for a living, buy a beautiful apartment in Medellin Colombia and spend my life banging beautiful women.

 

[StanScratch]

Get braces at a much younger age.

Embrace your geekdom and use it to your advantage in taking over the world.

Don't even bother with Wham!

I know it is a small company, but putting a couple of bucks into that Seattle computer company might not be a bad idea.

Go to Cincinnati and tell them to draft that young Michigan high schooler named Jeter instead of Chad Mottola. Make the guy a second baseman so Larkin can continue playing short. Oh, and push Marge Schott off a balcony.

When Blue, dirk and Greg blindfold you for that game of "Pin the tail on the donkey", don't expect the traditional game.

 

[Neutron66]

I'm not sure what specific advice I'd give myself but I'm sure it would have to do with fucking.

 

[larss]

Buy shares in Microsoft - as many as you can afford.

 

[legmann61]

if I could do it all over again, I'd....

....bang as many babes as possible in my 20s and NOT foolishly fall in love so early - with the wrong woman no less!

....live away at college (banging as many babes as possible) and get a more useful degree in a different field

....spend my summer after senior year in high school traveling around Europe (and banging as many babes as possible)

 

[LukeEl]

Don't get in back to back long term relationships with two, alcoholic, and bi polar blondes with no ambitions in life.

 

[Hot Mega]

Stay in the womb.:dunno:

 

[vodkazvictim]

Don't fuck Connie; she's not worht the effort.





She's also not worththe Chlamydea. This is not a joke.

 

[Red Spyder]

1. Marry the girl
2. Go ahead and bet everything on the Cowboys in the superbowl against the Bills
3. Those plans you have to go to law school? Don't waste your time!! Go for something else.
4. If you do have to drop out of college, go ahead and join the navy.

 

[bustybbwlover]

take less drugs