Just Ate A Can Of Stagg Chili Then Noticed It Expired JAN 2013

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Are you okay now, Dino? I sure would miss you.

Fair to Midland, friend, which is pretty good. I appreciate your potential grieving of my eventual departure.

It was a nice Sea Ray. 35 footer, I had it all picked out. Any chance you could get your beard caught in a timing belt or something?

Errr... yip. Maybe chop off a toe with my Black & Decker Weedwacker.

 

[Supafly]

Re: Prune Juice. My mate drank a 0.7 litre of it. I found this madman who did quite a bigger feat, just to be something on Youtube. Ah, fame!

Mind you, 0,7 litre are 0,18 gallons. So this would mean my mate drinking five bottles of it, and he was on the loo for almost a day.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Re: Prune Juice. My mate drank a 0.7 litre of it. I found this madman who did quite a bigger feat, just to be something on Youtube. Ah, fame!

Mind you, 0,7 litre are 0,18 gallons. So this would mean my mate drinking five bottles of it, and he was on the loo for almost a day.

Great video and talk about the agony of defeat. Thank God for YouTube.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I make a killer pot of chili dude, I'll type it up on word, and send it to you in a pm in the near future. I have to get it squared away for a buddy of mine, you'll love it man, I guarantee it.

 

[Mr_Balls]

Doesn't sound like you had any hallucinations,
I would chalk this one up as a failure.

 

[Maggie Green]

How's it goin', fellas? Woke up this morning, took a healthy shit, and I'm just fine. Went to McDonald's and had my 2 Sausage McMuffins w/egg, Hash Browns, and a small coffee w/6 sugars and 3 creams. Shit that out too and now working on a cup of Peet's French Roast Coffee. My stools were nice and firm with no apparent looseness at all. I'm going though the cupboards and the icebox getting rid of everything expired and/or bad then donate it to the homeless.

I shall sleep more soundly at night after finding out this information.

 

[Chopper3000]

This Dino fella has possibly one of the worst food diets in the history of food or even time itself. His waste is probably bagged up as radioactive. A half life of a million years. He is funny mind you.

 

[Elwood70]

I wanna see a food-off with Dino and Lemmy.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Today I'm having a 22 ounce can of Bush's Grillin' Beans(Southern Pit Barbecue). Just to make sure I'm not eating expired food again I made it a point to buy that can today also. I'm not comfortable assuming things anymore. Also found some pork in the back of the icebox that I had no idea was there so I'll throw that in there as well to make it more hearty and flavorful.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I made a taco salad. Nacho cheese Dorito's with shredded lettuce, seasoned ground beef, a can of whole tomatoes chopped up with the juice and all poured over it, sour cream and extra sharp cheddar cheese.

Fucking incredible.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I made a taco salad. Nacho cheese Dorito's with shredded lettuce, seasoned ground beef, a can of whole tomatoes chopped up with the juice and all poured over it, sour cream and extra sharp cheddar cheese.

Fucking incredible.

Hey Blue, I don't know how you season the ground beef but I use this when making tacos. Pretty spicy if you like it that way also. I also use the Old El Paso flat-bottom shells and Ortega Taco Sauce poured on top.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Hey Blue, I don't know how you season the ground beef but I use this when making tacos. Pretty spicy if you like it that way also. I also use the Old El Paso flat-bottom shells and Ortega Taco Sauce poured on top.

I brown the ground beef first with salt pepper and worchestershire sauce (when I was a tot, my mom hired a Mexican nanny for us kids and she gave her the secret of worchestershire sauce and chili powder for the seasoning). Then I put old El Paso hot taco sauce on the salad. Phenom.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I brown the ground beef first with salt pepper and worchestershire sauce (when I was a tot, my mom hired a Mexican nanny for us kids and she gave her the secret of worchestershire sauce and chili powder for the seasoning). Then I put old El Paso hot taco sauce on the salad. Phenom.

Sounds good. I learned cooking from my parents at home and from Hispanics when I worked in the restaurant/bar business. They are all either to credit or to blame.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I am giving away what we think is a huge family secret to the beef seasoning. The worchestershire sauce must be added to the raw ground beef as you are browning it, I use enough to cover the meat and a little at the bottom of the pan to steam the flavor in. Add the chili powder about half way through browning and don't forget the salt and pepper to taste. Try it the next time you make tacos.

You won't regret it!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I am giving away what we think is a huge family secret to the beef seasoning. The worchestershire sauce must be added to the raw ground beef as you are browning it, I use enough to cover the meat and a little at the bottom of the pan to steam the flavor in. Add the chili powder about half way through browning and don't forget the salt and pepper to taste. Try it the next time you make tacos.

You won't regret it!

I'm taking your advice, counselor, and trying the Worcestershire sauce and chili powder with the ground beef.

Chili Powder story. When I lived in the Texas I had a buddy who dated a stripper and she had a kid. I'd go over to their house and the place reeked of chili powder and dirty diapers. For about a year after I lost contact with him the smell of chili powder bothered me because of the association. To this day the smell of dirty diapers still bothers me. I don't know if everything is bigger in Texas but it definitely smells worse.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I'm taking your advice, counselor, and trying the Worcestershire sauce and chili powder with the ground beef.

Chili Powder story. When I lived in the Texas I had a buddy who dated a stripper and she had a kid. I'd go over to their house and the place reeked of chili powder and dirty diapers. For about a year after I lost contact with him the smell of chili powder bothered me because of the association. To this day the smell of dirty diapers still bothers me. I don't know if everything is bigger in Texas but it definitely smells worse.

Diapers and Chili Powder would be a great name for a band.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Diapers and Chili Powder would be a great name for a band.

That dippy broad stripper was so goofy she probably got the chili powder and baby powder mixed up. The poor kid will grow up one day chopping up whores that remind him of his mother. I've found that some hookers really hit their stride 3 days before they're murdered anyway.

 

[Dangus]

Stagg kept me alive for a few weeks in college. Now it gives me the worst farts for some reason.

 

[Chopper3000]

I brown the ground beef first with salt pepper and worchestershire sauce (when I was a tot, my mom hired a Mexican nanny for us kids and she gave her the secret of worchestershire sauce and chili powder for the seasoning). Then I put old El Paso hot taco sauce on the salad. Phenom.

No 'h' in Worcestershire my friend!

 

[Jack Davenport]

No 'h' in Worcestershire my friend!

Yep, I noticed that later.