JohnnyStyro impressing the ladies...

[~~whimsy~~]

...one douche crash after the other. This is what happens when you lose your pop collar and leave yourself with no aerodynamics to gracefully glide in the air while bike jumping.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Things do not end well for Johnny. I'm pretty sure.

 

[PirateKing]

It's all part of his plan. This is how he gets a foursome going.

 

[StanScratch]

He's going to look like a real man as the three ladies are beating the shit out of him.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

He's going to look like a real man as the three ladies are beating the shit out of him.

Steal his wallet and his bike. Also his shorts for good measure!

 

[Cido123]

niice

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

You can tell that's not me because his biceps aren't huge; he's not wearing a polo shirt with popped collar; he's not sporting "bed head," or the Oompa Loompa tan.

But it is true in that is the way I always mount a bicycle.

 

[feller469]

I gotta tell ya johnny, not many people can balance on one wheel like that... I smell an ESPY

 

[maildude]

If he really wanted to impress them, he should've bought them all cheeseburgers.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

If he really wanted to impress them, he should've bought them all cheeseburgers.

But only from the dollar menu at McDonalds.

 

[Vosslier]

But only from the dollar menu at McDonalds.

It works everytime.

 

[cl0ckw0rkman]

maybe he is doing a back flip on to the bike that was tossed by a friend?

 

[jtcarra]

why the hell is he still holding on to the bike