Joe Buck...

Joe Buck's voice sounds like...

  • an angel. I enjoy his voice.

    Votes: 4 13.8%
  • Kermit the Frog going through puberty.

    Votes: 9 31.0%
  • a dying thoroughbred horse that's gasping for it's last breath.

    Votes: 5 17.2%
  • a fat guy on an elevator who has to shit really bad, but he's trying to hold it in.

    Votes: 5 17.2%
  • you, Chef, so shut the fuck up!

    Votes: 6 20.7%

  • Total voters
    29

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I can't stand listening to Joe Buck announce, well, anything. His voice somehow finds a way to penetrate through my scrotum and painfully tear apart every individual fiber of testicle that I carry inside of my skin basket. Seriously, I would rather listen to the sounds of a dog throwing up razor blades all night then listen to Joe Buck talk for 2 minutes.

So,

In your opinion, what is the best way to describe Joe Buck's voice?
 
What about his two brodacasting partners, Tim McCarver and Troy Aikman? McCarver knows his stuff, but he tries to tell you ALL he knows, which drives me crazy. Aikman, I like.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
What about his two brodacasting partners, Tim McCarver and Troy Aikman? McCarver knows his stuff, but he tries to tell you ALL he knows, which drives me crazy. Aikman, I like.

Tim McCarver can suck my balls. The only reason he has a job is because he's been around forever. The one major problem I have with him is that he always comes across as having an "I know more about baseball than you, I'm right and you're wrong" attitude. I hate that. Plus, he's not even that good of an announcer.
 
Tim McCarver can suck my balls. The only reason he has a job is because he's been around forever. The one major problem I have with him is that he always comes across as having an "I know more about baseball than you, I'm right and you're wrong" attitude. I hate that. Plus, he's not even that good of an announcer.

That, and he never knows when to shut up.
 
Isn't Joe Buck that hemale thing there is another thread about? The dude with a pussy.

WTF??? :eek: :eek: :eek:

A dude with a pussy? I never heard of this. . .and I thought I heard it all before. :rolleyes:
 
joe buck aint bad there are much worse, in fact in my opinion joe is pretty damn good at his jobs when you look at a ton of other shitty sports commentators. fuckin A if we are ganna complain lets talk about how hearing cris collinsworth talk is comparable to listening to stephen hawking in slow motion
 
collinsworth is intolerable. why did nbc feel is necessary to foist him on america during the olympics? also buck is tough to take as well, to get back on point.
 
I dont really like Tim McCarver. He contradicts himself on so many things.

For example, during the first 4 games the Phillies played the Dodgers he is going on and on how Ryan Madson has the best change up on the Phillies...blah blah. Then for the 5th games when Ryan Madson comes in he starts saying how he has the second best change up on the team after Cole Hamels.

I cant stand when announcers do that.

As for Joe Buck, he is decent.

I still dont know why they dont allow the teams announcers do the games. You know the ones who poored their blood and sweat in to going to every game throughout the season.

When the game is in Tampa let the Tampa's announcers call the game on National TV. When it goes to Philly let the Philly announcers do it.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I dont really like Tim McCarver. He contradicts himself on so many things.

I agree. He always makes himself look stupid too. I forget the exact situation, but there was a 3-2 count on a hitter and Tim McCarver was preaching how the pitcher was definitely going to throw a fastball and there was no chance that he wouldn't...then, he threw a slider and got the hitter to pop out. HAHAHAHAHA!!! All he said after that was, "Oh..." HAHAHAHA!!!!
 
Tim McCarver left a profanity-laced tirade on my voice mail this morning.

Some guys just don't understand the meaning of a one-night stand. He still gets down in that catcher's squat pretty well though. :thumbsup:

Joe Buck. Well, I don't think his voice is that bad, except for the fact that it indicates it is him. I think he is a horrible announcer with absolutely no flair. His head also looks kind of like an oblong testie.
 
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