Jerkoff machine... It had to happen sometime

[FreeOnes]

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm :shock:

 

[the_tit_lover]

i have seen one on german tv a few years ago, it was made of wood and you could set it up on a wall, it was a prototype. but the japaneese are always in the lead.

 

[foxycougar]

so this is kinda like a Rabbit for men, huh? How come it's sexy when a woman uses a sex toy but it's kinda creepy when a man uses something like this?

 

[PornLuvr]

so this is kinda like a Rabbit for men, huh? How come it's sexy when a woman uses a sex toy but it's kinda creepy when a man uses something like this?

I dunno Foxy, it's one thing for a woman to use a dildo, etc. , but looking at this thing I kept thinking of "Thing" from "The Addam's Family" ! Some disembodied hand jerking you off? Kind of gives me the creeps! LOL

 

[foxycougar]

Lol, true....but then again some dildos look like disembodied penises, lmao

 

[sky1lopez]

i thought of the adams family thing alos when i saw it pornluvr, how ironic. and i also agree that it is quite creepy, but i dont understand the purpose; is it suposed to feel better, or is it just for people who are extremely lazy?

 

[PornLuvr]

i thought of the adams family thing alos when i saw it pornluvr, how ironic. and i also agree that it is quite creepy, but i dont understand the purpose; is it suposed to feel better, or is it just for people who are extremely lazy?

LOL, Lazy just might be the answer! Another thing I thought of, what if the thing malfunctions and has a vice grip on you and won't let go!!?? Ouch! :eek:

 

[foxycougar]

Lmao, and what if you parents make a suprose stop by your house and you don't have time to hide it? "It's...uh....it's....a can...holder....I mean, aaaa polish sausage holder...."

 

[PornLuvr]

Lmao, and what if you parents make a suprose stop by your house and you don't have time to hide it? "It's...uh....it's....a can...holder....I mean, aaaa polish sausage holder...."

You crack me up! A polish sausage holder. NO, really it's a new kind of electric screwdriver, you put the handle in this end......

Hey! it's for lazy women as well, you could put the dido in the hand and.....

 

[foxycougar]

Hmm...that would be a lazy woman, too, lmao

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

man how lazy do you have to be?

 

[allan]

woah this topic is old.

 

[hedonis]

man how lazy do you have to be?

This is exactly right. When it's to the point where you start needing a machine to jack off, you're all done.

This thing might be handy (ha ha) for someone who has no hands or arms.

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[kuruption]

You know your country is doing good when citizens are inventing all this useless crap. The Japanese are cool .

 

[lachemo]

At least put some nail polish on the thing. It looks like a Leprachaun hand.
Break out the frosted lucky charms after orgasm!!!!

 

[Hugh G. Rection]

If it tore off your cock, could you get a refund? :laugh:

 

[broderic_randal]

woah this topic is old.

:1orglaugh yes, yes it is

 

[villiageidiot]

I've had one of those attached to the end of my right arm for years!:thumbsup: