Jeremy Clarkson's greatest quotes

[tittenman]

Some of you wont know who the hell this guy is, hes a rather outspoken motoring journalist from the British motoring TV series "Top Gear". Love him or hate him he comes out with some absolute gems, heres just a selection of them!

http://cars.uk.msn.com/features/jeremy-clarkson/photos.aspx?cp-documentid=150476435

 

[tiger1977]

Top Gear is a great show, and one of the reasons is Jeremy Clarkson. He does have a lot of good lines, and some not so good.

 

[Namreg]

"berlin to warsaw on one tank"

i knew that was coming, but i still laughed my ass off.

 

[Wainkerr99]

I learned a bit about the USA before coming back here by watching a JK DVD. He is right, the Americans really can't make a decent cup of coffee.

They also do wait until you cross the road, which is a plus. (At least where I am).

 

[mr google]

Here's just one of many classics:

“I’m sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you’ve got even half a scrotum it’s not going to happen.” :rofl:

He's the only reason I watch Top Gear. The other two should pay
him half their wages. :nanner:

 

[robbied196]

He's the only reason I watch Top Gear. The other two should pay
him half their wages. :nanner:

:thumbsup: Yep, that annoying dwarf Richard Hammond is half his size so Clarkson should deffo have half his wages

 

[Bigoldowls]

When Clarkson 'rode' on a scooter from the South to the North of Vietnam.

"Look, don't get caught up with who said what to who". It was the way he said it that made me laugh. :1orglaugh

 

[tittenman]

He's the only reason I watch Top Gear. The other two should pay
him half their wages. :nanner:

Agree Jezza is top gear, but I think the other two do contribute in their own way and I think with them the show is definitely more not less. The current format with Jezza, Richard and James is I think the best format so far!