Script writing for pron, that sounds like the easiest and best job ever! All you have to do is write a script laced with double entendres, right?
Example:
Delivery man (DM) visits house of lady with inhibitions of the non existent kind.
DM: I've COME to ERECT this large CLOCK in your FRONT room.
Lady: Why do COME in ME, love (spoken in dodgy cockney accent - always hilarious hearing a bad cockney accent, plus it has the word cock in it).
Cue shagging for X minutes - post coitus ( not post office, that would be silly) DM says:
DM: I do apologise, I appear to have delivered this clock to the wrong house, good day ma'am.
Lady: That's what the FedEx man said yesterday!
THE END.
Ok, maybe not. In fact definitely not!
Oh and considering you werent feeling too good Jayden, I must admit, I thought you looked pretty foxy!
Example:
Delivery man (DM) visits house of lady with inhibitions of the non existent kind.
DM: I've COME to ERECT this large CLOCK in your FRONT room.
Lady: Why do COME in ME, love (spoken in dodgy cockney accent - always hilarious hearing a bad cockney accent, plus it has the word cock in it).
Cue shagging for X minutes - post coitus ( not post office, that would be silly) DM says:
DM: I do apologise, I appear to have delivered this clock to the wrong house, good day ma'am.
Lady: That's what the FedEx man said yesterday!
THE END.
Ok, maybe not. In fact definitely not!
Oh and considering you werent feeling too good Jayden, I must admit, I thought you looked pretty foxy!