I've fallen in love with Sky News Weather Girl Lucy Verasamy.

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It's all in my head and pants at the moment but if she's single and up for it who knows what could happen. :iloveyou:





I had no interest in watching the weather forecast until she came onto my TV screen. Then not long after I came on my TV screen. Now I can't get enough of it, I mean her. She is to me what Got Gisele is to Hot Mega. :D

I haven't tried to contact her yet. :shy: Any useful advise would be welcome and appreciated. :bowdown:
 
Sky only hired her to distract you from their shitty forecasts. When she says "windy and wet", you can start ironing your miniskirt for the next day.
 
Thought it was about our Sky :o
 
GregCentauro said:
Sky only hired her to distract you from their shitty forecasts. When she says "windy and wet", you can start ironing your miniskirt for the next day.
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Hey I'd rather have windy and wet over here. Then dry, hot, and humid, it's so fucking dry here that an obese person could stand over some dry brown grass, rub their thighs together, and start a brush fire.
 
I met her, she wished me "all the best, Lucy x"
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It was her birthday on 2nd August, she is now 30 years old. I sent her card with a photo of my legs in it.
 
GregCentauro said:
Sky only hired her to distract you from their shitty forecasts. When she says "windy and wet", you can start ironing your miniskirt for the next day.
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:rofl:


mrtrebus said:
She fit. Me want do sex thing with her.
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:glugglug:

HeartBroker said:
She's taken.

I'll tell her you're loving on her though!

ps
You're not the first
:D
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You will need to post evidence or my quest for her hand in marriage will continue. :D


mrtrebus said:
I met her, she wished me "all the best, Lucy x"
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It was her birthday on 2nd August, she is now 30 years old. I sent her card with a photo of my legs in it.
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If you are looking for a :fight: you are almost there. ;)
 
I saw her first, bugger off.

Tell you what, if I can have Lucy, you can have Lara Lewington:-

 
Steve-FreeOnes said:
I saw her first, bugger off.

Tell you what, if I can have Lucy, you can have Lara Lewington:-
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I've been in love with Lucy for a long time. However I'm willing to "consider" your proposal because Lara's quite hot but mainly due to your help in the Premium Link Upgrade Premium Link Upgrade . :bowdown:
 
Not bad. But she kinda looks like Rachel Ray if you put her hand on a hot iron.
 
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