Oh, I'm sorry I didn't know. Iceman, meet the Internet. Internet, meet Iceman. Now that you two are acquainted I'm sure you'll understand.
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Oh, I'm sorry I didn't know. Iceman, meet the Internet. Internet, meet Iceman. Now that you two are acquainted I'm sure you'll understand.
I dunno. People are probably getting bored of that. Maybe we should do something different this year...
... I KNOW! We can all still totally bitch about the contest, but this year let's do it in pig Latin!
Etrapay atwhay avehay ouyay oneday!? Isthay ontescay isyay appycray!
Briana Lee
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Yay! Well I'm looking forward to it anyway.
I do have a few reservations over this new 'everyone will be entered policy'. So it would mean that a girl that didn't even know she was entered, and may not actually care less about the contest, could win it? Seems kinda harsh on the girls that put the effort in to promote the contest and Freeones.
But oh well, I guess we'll see what happens......
I do have a few reservations over this new 'everyone will be entered policy'. So it would mean that a girl that didn't even know she was entered, and may not actually care less about the contest, could win it? Seems kinda harsh on the girls that put the effort in to promote the contest and Freeones.
But oh well, I guess we'll see what happens......
Ouyay eanmay ontestcay, umbassday.
At least if a girl won that didn't even know about the contest, nobody would accuse her of cheating. :nanner:
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Briana Lee
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This is true! Haha!
Worried you're not gonna be able to stop yourself from voting for Justin Beiber too, huh? I've slyly entered everything imaginable that's Bieberish isn't my ad blocker in hopes it will edit him out and give me an edge there! :thumbsup:
Really though, what worries me is how damned long the list of entrants is going to be. Sounds like there could be a lot to sift through and that a lot of people could get lost in that particular mix just because of the sheer volume.
I also wonder how up-to-date and accurate some of the info will be. I mean, FreeOnes has a big data base of names, a lot of folks in it aren't even in the adult industry (like the aforementioned Bieber) and I'm guessing they won't be included... but what about folks who've, for instance, left the business? Seems a lot of information there is kinda... sketchy when it comes to the adult industry. There's never any end of topics that start with "What ever happened to..." or "Is [so-and-so] still in the business?". Seems like requiring registrants kind of... nips that problem in the bud. Girls who are gone, or leaving, probably aren't signing up for publicity they don't need in a contest they probably no longer care about. Now? Well, it'd be odd if Miss FreeOnes ends up being someone who's done with all of this and thus you can't even get her back to say thanks to the voters. I guess you could always make that sort of thing mandatory... but then what if the person refuses, do you ignore the results of the contest and make the runner up the new Miss FreeOnes? And what about content-specific categories like Best Camgirl? Will those be decided automatically based on how profiles are flagged? Because how accurate is that information model-to-model? Seems having to register just... makes a lot of sense, and potentially ends some problems before they could become problems (even if they aren't a particularly likely outcome... people get hit by lightning all the time, so usually best not to tempt fate).
Then of course I have to wonder about the Best OCSM category (assuming it's still around, which I'm guessing it is since you mentioned dropping the Euro category, but didn't mention the OCSM one disappearing). If registering isn't required... what does that mean for this category? Because there's a lot of pink names who are OCSMs in theory but not so much in practice. And of course it seems that perhaps some of those names aren't little, unknown people. Are they going to be tossed into the mix too? So yeah, tell me there's, like, a posting quota involved for this category or something.
Mhmm, so a few concerns. I imagine you've discussed stuff like this internally. It'd be nice to know some of this stuff is going to work...
I'm fluent in pig Latin but my typing is shit. Don't draw attention to my typos, that's just petty...
Especially since I even made you a thread, so suck it! :tongue:
Oh yeah, let's do this shiz!!! I'm excited!
Philbert
Banned
It's their contest, they do the worrying and if lighting does strike FO Adam someone else will decide what to do when shit happens.
Not your worry, and I am gonna assume there has been thought given however faintly to how things will go...
If a Star wins out of thousands of possible choices, gets voted THE favorite Star of thousands of voters, is being given $15,000 and says "No thanks!", "I vant to be alone!", they'll get her the help she so desperately needs, tell us Crazy Lucy has left the building, and see if anyone else wants da stuff.
Not too likely a scenario...
I believe in Ms Petra; AND I don't get paid to care.
Not your worry, and I am gonna assume there has been thought given however faintly to how things will go...
If a Star wins out of thousands of possible choices, gets voted THE favorite Star of thousands of voters, is being given $15,000 and says "No thanks!", "I vant to be alone!", they'll get her the help she so desperately needs, tell us Crazy Lucy has left the building, and see if anyone else wants da stuff.
Not too likely a scenario...
I believe in Ms Petra; AND I don't get paid to care.
Yeah, but if you take away "petty" I don't got a lot left.
Philbert
Banned
How is a girl getting round after round for a MONTH not hear from one of the thousands voting and looking or from one of the ladies in the contest?
I may be wrong (it happened once in 1973) but it's a done deal as to how the basic contest is gonna work...and how nuts can it get...it's a contest not a Battle For Supremacy.
Bitch for the fun of it...expect no results .
A few months from now, we'll see how it's going.
bobjustbob
Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Let's just say that...CWPhilbert gets votes into a category. CWPhilbert has never cammed. Has done more than just an adult modeling. Not old enough to be a MILF yet gets enough votes to win a prize. Can CWPhilbert get the prize?
Philbert
Banned
In the category he is in, does no one know if CWPhilbert is a cam person?
It seems like these possibility of occurrence problems are so unlikely, and if occurring, so minor a fix needed that I see no reason to worry now.
Ask someone with great power and influence like FreeOnes Regina (hey, FORegina...got my T Shirt - thanks!) or FOAdam or Mother Petra...if they have no answer a month before the start, then worry.
For God's sake don't ask Anders...no telling what question he'll be actually answering and it'll be too weird no matter what he says.
Just sayin'...
It seems like these possibility of occurrence problems are so unlikely, and if occurring, so minor a fix needed that I see no reason to worry now.
Ask someone with great power and influence like FreeOnes Regina (hey, FORegina...got my T Shirt - thanks!) or FOAdam or Mother Petra...if they have no answer a month before the start, then worry.
For God's sake don't ask Anders...no telling what question he'll be actually answering and it'll be too weird no matter what he says.
Just sayin'...
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
Now that Regina is being mentioned. Where the hell is she? Haven't seen her in ages! I miss this sweet little piece of pie.
Can't she come to the board, because she finally had her SRS and now her new vagina needs some time to heal? Hope she'll be alright. And maybe she can post some pics of the results?
Can't she come to the board, because she finally had her SRS and now her new vagina needs some time to heal? Hope she'll be alright. And maybe she can post some pics of the results?
Okay people, what do we have to do to make this happen?
Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Ok, I'm using my phone here since I'm on my way to the airport. You'll have to wait until I'm at a pc for the long answers.
But for those worried about the change, don't. There will be fact checking and we will do our up most like every year to make sure everyone gets into the right category. And that they are still actively shooting or camming.
For the oven category, an oven will still have to be active to get in. It's still exclusive and only members can vote for ocsms still.
But for those worried about the change, don't. There will be fact checking and we will do our up most like every year to make sure everyone gets into the right category. And that they are still actively shooting or camming.
For the oven category, an oven will still have to be active to get in. It's still exclusive and only members can vote for ocsms still.
Philbert
Banned
Will it be open to ALL ovens, Like Dutch, Cast Iron, Electric...or just porn Ovens?
I really need to know this...!
And does an OCSM have to own an oven to enter the contest in the Oven category?
I mean, you don't need an oven to make a sandwich. :dunno:
(Contesting is HARD.)
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