Is Masturbation different from real sex?

[TaylorVixenFan]

Are you sure?






And add broken glass.

that gif is just plain wrong! there was a dude on my lastfm profile who had that same gif.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Dude, have you learned nothing here? The only thing that matters when it comes to sex is whether or not you get off. Having the woman climax is secondary to your needs. Always keep this is mind:

Q: What's the quickest way to make a woman orgasm?
A: Who gives a fuck.

:hatsoff:

 

[DietCrush]

first time will probably be awkward and not last too long but practice makes perfect! I'd say most guys can pound one out quick, masturbation isn't usually makeing love to yourself with some sting playing in the background and the lights dim. I wouldn't worry about bud, just have fun

 

[vodkazvictim]

If you cum too fast, just use your tongue and fingers.
She'll be slightly upset, but give her a good massage afterward and I'm pretty sure you'll be forgiven.

 

[sayvara]

If you cum too fast, just use your tongue and fingers.
She'll be slightly upset, but give her a good massage afterward and I'm pretty sure you'll be forgiven.

Yeah, what he said. The one thing that porn and movies seldom show you is when sex go wrong and mood-breakers not just come knocking on the door but jumps up in te ebed with you.

Just laugh it up and don't make a big deal of it. Real Life isn't perfect. It is better tho... not always, but sometimes it'll be so good you'll get the urge to start writing...

"Dear Playboy, you probably won't believe this, but..."

/S

 

[enndaley]

I think masturbation IS sex-with yourself. Just refer to it as a "menage a mois"-that sounds classier than "Consulting with Dr. Jerkoff."

 

[2012i]

I dont know ave only done one of these things

 

[enndaley]

I dont know ave only done one of these things

One of WHAT things?

 

[2012i]

One of WHAT things?

Masturbation or real sex

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

Yeah, what he said. The one thing that porn and movies seldom show you is when sex go wrong and mood-breakers not just come knocking on the door but jumps up in te ebed with you.

Just laugh it up and don't make a big deal of it. Real Life isn't perfect. It is better tho... not always, but sometimes it'll be so good you'll get the urge to start writing...

"Dear Playboy, you probably won't believe this, but..."

/S

lol thanks!

 

[fivesix]

well first time sure you shant enjoy it, and so the second, third, but then on, youll learn to enjoy it and understand masturbation is nothing compared with the real thing, and on the meantime, dont waste your brains thinkin bout it, just sayin'

 

[Shifty]

Arden Adamz[/URL][/B], post: 5406693, member: 441761"]That's an awesome question... Virgin's both male and female are usually pretty nervous about the real thing... Yea you might cum super fast, but that's really nothing to be freaked out about... Just do it again and you'll be able to enjoy it longer! Good Luck! xoxx

Or flog the dolphin first.

 

[grower_boy]

Hell I'm a virgin too. I'm also one of the horniest guys in town. Talk about frustrated.

 

[BioDefenseGrad]

I ask this question because im a virgin and im woried. when i masturbate it dosen't take that long to climax, im woried if i ever do make it with a woman i will cum to fast, and then i will look like a pussy. someone help me.

If you get really nervous, like you are, you won't be able to get an erection. It happens to a lot of nervous young men.


Feel better?

 

[KillTheIndustry]

Wow... Just wow.

Yes. It's very different. And you'll not likely be able to hold your load for long. I'm afraid I don't have any advice for you. You're fucked... and by that I mean unfucked.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Wow... Just wow.

Yes. It's very different. And you'll not likely be able to hold your load for long. I'm afraid I don't have any advice for you. You're fucked... and by that I mean unfucked.

personally i couldn't cum my first time but that's just me :dunno: to the OP, as others have said the only thing real sex has in common with masturbation is that it involves stimulating your penis to the point of sexual release...that's it, you will most likely not fuck worth a shit at first when you start having sex, don't stress it and don't LIE about not being a virgin to the girl, she will know immediately and you will lose her respect, whereas if she knows your a virgin and you make it to the bedroom then obviously it doesn't bother her...it will be awkward, you probably won't feel a whole lot in the rush of hormones and new feelings and you won't really know what to do...that's fine, hopefully you'll grow out of it

 

[vodkazvictim]

Bizzarrely this thread reminds me of the first time I went to bed with what I then thought of as an older woman (Me 18 and her a 28 year old mother of 2).

I was just getting going and she came.

I said "What, that fast?" and she said "You've obviously never been with an older woman before".

 

[grower_boy]

Wow... Just wow.

Yes. It's very different. And you'll not likely be able to hold your load for long. I'm afraid I don't have any advice for you. You're fucked... and by that I mean unfucked.

So basically if guys don't lose their virginity when they're 12, they're going to have a life of bad sex? Sorry, but I'm not buying that.

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

If you get really nervous, like you are, you won't be able to get an erection. It happens to a lot of nervous young men.


Feel better?

kinda of.

 

[Rezen]

Masturbation is fun and I find it has no effect on stamina in the sack

I jerk it constantly and I can still go for like 2-10 minutes in bed!!!