You know, I actually pictured a girl with tongs and some mayonnaise for a second......
Me too! I was thinking of food and wondering how in the world it could mean you are gay...?
...I would never ask a girl to lick my ass, I poop there, she could get pink eye.
The rectal area is a place that Doctors say is unclean, no matter what time of day it is.
You can never clean an asshole to a doctor's standards, so I would never suggest she go there... but theres nothing GAY about a GIRL doing it
But ball licking, I'd be down with a girl going there -- because I know I'm down with my face between her legs.