Inapropriate and worrying

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Looking at the worst pornstar name thread and thinking of Chlamydia Allstar as a performer name has given me an Idea: lets start a thread for innapropriate and worrying things, names and also for pseudonyms.
EG:

"Paging Dr Johnson to the chainsaw surgery unit, Dr Johnson to chainsaw surgery..."

"Ladies and gentlemen we apologise for the delay in your flight taking off, the pilot heard a peculiar knocking sound in one of the engines and it has taken us a while to find a pilot willing to fly the plane..."

Or Pseudonyms:
Dear my Johnson, thank you for your feedback, we take great pride in our work manufacturing cheese here in Switzerland.
Yours.
M.N. Tal, Director Holzliweg Kaisse
(And yes, I did steal the pseudonym from private eye)
 

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