In love with 2 women and sex?

[bodie54]

I'm bored without updates to this thread.

Oh shit! Sorry about that. Being an intenational playboy takes up a lot of my time, and I've also been busy signing copies of my "How To Make A Woman Retrogade Squirt" instructional video. It's selling like hotcakes.

Anyway, the latest is that thanks to me both Anita and Mariana came down with wicked cases of crabs :wave2:

The GOOD news is that along with being the world's foremost authority on pleasuring women I'm also an expert on parasites, so the three of us got to work training the little buggers and the two girls now have their own business; a traveling crab circus. It's a real wonder, I tell you. People come from miles around to watch them perform.

Naturally the girls haven't told beau about their condition. He'll find out on his own once the uncontrollable itching starts :thumbsup:

 

[bodie54]

both Anita and Mariana

that should be Angelina and Mariana.

I have so many women sometimes I get their names confused :tongue:

 

[black amal]

I acknowledge everyone in here think your scum but i say if its worth the taking then take it for what its worth. BUT if catch something, may god be with you cuz every man chooses his destiny

 

[devlinvelez]

......Gotta love this board with all the replies that this thread has started.....such anger!!!


But that being said.....Live your life the way you want......never look for validation from the freeones board members.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

But that being said.....Live your life the way you want......never look for validation from the freeones board members.

But, if you want to be ridiculed and made fun off, look no further!

:nanner:

 

[jibbijib]

There should be a "Controversial Thread Award Ceremony" on this board. There seems to be a few real good candidates popping up every so often on here that gets everyone in a huff.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Has the fuckhole who started this thread gone away yet?

 

[senob44]

I heard he's a level 38 Elven Lord who can wield the Mage of Terror with 46 damage and has a mana reserve of over 14,000.

I swore I wouldn't pop a boner on here tonight, but that description was just too much!

 

[BlueSpyder]

lucky son of a bitch you win the lottery...? At this moment your cheating, and i would go for the 23yr old shes closer to my age.

 

[Will E Worm]

lucky son of a bitch you win the lottery...? At this moment your cheating, and i would go for the 23yr old shes closer to my age.

I'd rather win the lottery. arty:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

lucky son of a bitch you win the lottery...? At this moment your cheating, and i would go for the 23yr old shes closer to my age.

Remember, they both have crabs.

What you do, is win the lottery first, and then you take them from him. :thumbsup:

 

[Becks...poamr]

He's probably too busy playing World Of Warcraft with his friends from Social Studies. I heard he's a level 38 Elven Lord who can wield the Mage of Terror with 46 damage and has a mana reserve of over 14,000.

This is disturbing.

Chef seems to know a little to much about the World of Warcraft :dunno: pot calling kettle black or however that goes

:1orglaugh

Oh shit! Sorry about that. Being an intenational playboy takes up a lot of my time, and I've also been busy signing copies of my "How To Make A Woman Retrogade Squirt" instructional video. It's selling like hotcakes.

Anyway, the latest is that thanks to me both Angelina and Mariana came down with wicked cases of crabs :wave2:

The GOOD news is that along with being the world's foremost authority on pleasuring women I'm also an expert on parasites, so the three of us got to work training the little buggers and the two girls now have their own business; a traveling crab circus. It's a real wonder, I tell you. People come from miles around to watch them perform.

Naturally the girls haven't told beau about their condition. He'll find out on his own once the uncontrollable itching starts :thumbsup:

Fixed it for ya, and I must say that's the funniest thing I heard all day.

I swore I wouldn't pop a boner on here tonight, but that description was just too much!

And here I thought it was because of my blue camo bra.

 

[belgianass]

And here I thought it was because of my blue camo bra.

this one has to be shown ... even if it has nothing to do with this thread ...

 

[jibbijib]

Hmmmm. I sense a great disturbance in the force.

 

[Becks...poamr]

this one has to be shown ... even if it has nothing to do with this thread ...

After laundry day.

 

[belgianass]

After laundry day.

can't wait allready ... it's better when it looks a bit dirty though ...

 

[Becks...poamr]

can't wait allready ... it's better when it looks a bit dirty though ...

Keep it in your pants.

Anticipation makes everything better.

 

[DOA82]

......Gotta love this board with all the replies that this thread has started.....such anger!!!


But that being said.....Live your life the way you want......never look for validation from the freeones board members.

This coming from a man who three months ago sought his own validation for cheating on his partner.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=222074

 

[Becks...poamr]

I miss this thread...

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I miss this thread...

He hasn't been on in awhile. Hopefully his two imaginary girlfriends found out about each other and then his mind blew up...