In love with 2 women and sex?

Just in case this wasn't mention before - Two weeks ago, I tested NEGATIVE in all the STD's exams. :thumbsup:

Two weeks ago? :1orglaugh

That won't help you being as I just banged Angelina four days ago :wave2:

Oh and just in case this wasn't mentioned before, the strain of gonorrhea I have is highly antibiotic-resistant :D
 
This reminds me of that one thread "about weird bumpy things in my penis" does anyone reminds that one?
 
don't hate the playa hate the game. if you only knew what these two gorgeous ladies look like you would be doing the same thing I am. Most men cheat on their wives and girlfriends whichever is the case with several women and they go out there dating other women. I don't do that. I am being faithfull to these 2 women that I been knowing for a while now. I don't do one night stands, or have sex with whoever. As long as I don't hurt their feelings, making them happy, fullfillin their needs then I have not done any wrongs.
 
As long as I don't hurt their feelings, making them happy, fullfillin their needs then I have not done any wrongs.

that's true mate, keep believing this. I wonder why there aren't many like you.
:eek:

Most people who are like you, normally shut up, they don't want that people know their secret lives ... You on the other hand, blurs it out in the open. it must be good to be the King in your world ... I hope that those women ( I still think it's your hands BTW ) realise what kind of "man" you really are.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
don't hate the playa hate the game. if you only knew what these two gorgeous ladies look like you would be doing the same thing I am.

How can we see them when they're nothing but figments of your childish imagination?
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
don't hate the playa hate the game. if you only knew what these two gorgeous ladies look like you would be doing the same thing I am. Most men cheat on their wives and girlfriends whichever is the case with several women and they go out there dating other women. I don't do that. I am being faithfull to these 2 women that I been knowing for a while now. I don't do one night stands, or have sex with whoever. As long as I don't hurt their feelings, making them happy, fullfillin their needs then I have not done any wrongs.

Ok, anyone notice how he first tries to justify that he is cheating on them both, and then he says he isn't doing it?

I'm just going to point this out in the simplest way possible... with math!

Faithful = Not sleeping with someone else when you are with someone

Not being faithful, aka 'Cheating' = Sleeping with someone else when you are with someone

Being with Girl #1 + Having sex with Girl #2 = Not being faithful

Being with Girl #2 + Having sex with Girl #1 = Not being faithful

Not being faithful x 2 = You are the biggest turd in the world and someone should have flushed you down the toilet years ago... :ban:
 
Just in case this wasn't mention before - Two weeks ago, I tested NEGATIVE in all the STD's exams. :thumbsup:

I'll ask you again:

Why are you telling us all this?

Clearly everyone either doesn't believe you or greatly dislikes your lack of morality or both. So why keep telling us?

I have to assume that you enjoy angering/displeasing others.

I see no other reason.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Ok, anyone notice how he first tries to justify that he is cheating on them both, and then he says he isn't doing it?

I'm just going to point this out in the simplest way possible... with math!

Faithful = Not sleeping with someone else when you are with someone

Not being faithful, aka 'Cheating' = Sleeping with someone else when you are with someone

Being with Girl #1 + Having sex with Girl #2 = Not being faithful

Being with Girl #2 + Having sex with Girl #1 = Not being faithful

Not being faithful x 2 = You are the biggest turd in the world and someone should have flushed you down the toilet years ago... :ban:

Not to mention, he posted this in another thread...

never ever crossed my mind. if you still have the same problem I can help you out with one of my leftover girlfriends ;) let me know bud

Scum
 
This reminds me of that one thread "about weird bumpy things in my penis" does anyone reminds that one?

I remember that thread!!!!!


don't hate the playa hate the game. if you only knew what these two gorgeous ladies look like you would be doing the same thing I am. Most men cheat on their wives and girlfriends whichever is the case with several women and they go out there dating other women. I don't do that. I am being faithfull to these 2 women that I been knowing for a while now. I don't do one night stands, or have sex with whoever. As long as I don't hurt their feelings, making them happy, fullfillin their needs then I have not done any wrongs.

There's so many things wrong with what you said it's not even funny.

I bet you vote Democrat, too.
 
don't hate the playa hate the game.
Just glad he went back and borrowed my quote! :lovecoupl

Who will get the meat next? Angelina or Mariana....or me! And will it come from beau or bodie? Tune in and find out.

Lovin' this thread!!!
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Yeah, we need updates!

It's unhealthy to live without a daily dose of bullshit!

He's probably too busy playing World Of Warcraft with his friends from Social Studies. I heard he's a level 38 Elven Lord who can wield the Mage of Terror with 46 damage and has a mana reserve of over 14,000.
 
He's probably too busy playing World Of Warcraft with his friends from Social Studies. I heard he's a level 38 Elven Lord who can wield the Mage of Terror with 46 damage and has a mana reserve of over 14,000.

Chef seems to know a little to much about the World of Warcraft :dunno: pot calling kettle black or however that goes
 
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