I'm very sad.

[HELLRAISER]

But odds are more likely with an escort, right?

Yes, and your odds are very likely with chics that are morbidly obese

 

[HELLRAISER]

^ check out these professional networking sites to test your luck with finding a gig there:

www.linkedin.com
www.networkingforprofessionals.com
www.recruitersonline.com

 

[prof_porn]

Thanks homie.

 

[prof_porn]

I have made it my objective to score between now and New Years with the following conditions:

1/ Not paid for.

 

[Brynn VynDetta]

Explains a lot, doesn't it?

It's nice to get an inside look! heh

 

[STDiva]

Why don't you try teaching English as a foreign language? It is a great way to pay off your student loans, and the experience is not only fun, but invaluable if you are looking into a career in teaching. The demand for teachers in Asia is astronomically high. I'm going in a few months and I am pumped.

One more thing. Apparently North Americans are treated like celebrities in certain places in Asia. I bet that would help with your sexual frustration. Regardless, if nothing else, you'd get to save some money, get some teaching experience and travel for free. Do it up sucka.

 

[prof_porn]

I'm going to go fucking postal soon. I get turned down every fucking day. I swear I feel like hacking the next person to reject me into cube sized, BBQ ready, pieces.

 

[assholebythedoor]

reject? what do you mean.

 

[prof_porn]

Employer to turn me down. Not the social type of rejection. I assume that will last forever.