I'm about to get hit by a car I think.

24788

☼LEGIT☼
I found $20s at an atm a while back and I did it again today at Walgreens. I was checking out and I looked over at the ATM kind of off to the side of the counter. I quickly grabbed it and left.
 
Who wouldn't? A square, that's who.
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
I found $20s at an atm a while back and I did it again today at Walgreens. I was checking out and I looked over at the ATM kind of off to the side of the counter. I quickly grabbed it and left.

yeah, thats kinda like the time i ran a guy over in my car and dumped his body on a golf course
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Ah, the $20 dollar bill trick. KGB loved to use that one.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Check out the member named Asshair. He's going to one-up you. Tough luck, buddy. It can't be good to be one upped by someone with moobs and hairy asses in their sig.

Sorry.

I don't know what you are talking about. Asshair is going to be the next user to reach one million rep.
 

24788

☼LEGIT☼
I would be careful. It sounds like a setup.

Normally with me I would agree, but not this time. Just pure luck two times. It's like WTF. You sit there and think for a second is that a 20, but this time I swallowed it quickly much faster than last time. Who wouldn't swallow a free 20 and really no pun intended.

Lol, so if you guys don't hate me so much. Would you mind doing me a favor and chase me around with torches and farm equipment to make me feel better and to also confuse the crowd of farmers I pissed off today.
 
Bastid...you just made me remember losing a crisp C-note last night.:mad:
 
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