I'm about to get hit by a car I think.
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Vlad The Impaler
Power Slave
^^Only when he's high.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
If you get hit by a car, will you make a list in the hospital of people you have wronged and use that $40 to make it up to them?
It's not 'like' it is a hundred dollar bill. How you lose that is pulling money out of your pocket that isn't folded together but in a wad.
Moral of the story...either take care to make sure your money is folded together all the time or make sure you look around you when you pull a wad of it out.
You know...you should make a tv show with this as the plot! My name is Stan, maybe.
Certainly the most insecure member of freeones.
I've seen worse running around these boards. Oh, and remember to look both ways before crossing the street.
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StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Hm. That sounds like an idea. He also has a dim brother who likes to shove random things up his ass and taste them. Stan will also have an ex-wife, who is now married to a man that owns a bar called the Gonorrhea Shack. His brother will be obsessed with a cute little Asian transvestite who has sex with Muppets for a living.
Other assorted characters can include the one-balled UPS driver, a midget hooker, and Norm McDonald as Bert Reynolds.
I did the exact same thing last night! The only difference is that mine was ripped off by a stripper who told me I was gonna get a $100 dollar private lap dance, and only gave me a $30 bikini couch dance.Bastid...you just made me remember losing a crisp C-note last night.
Oh, come on squally! Don't be an ass! This thread deserves at least an F+, if not a D-!
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
hahaha i suppose you're right. unfortunately, there's much worse around here!
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