PirateKing
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I hope Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton don't decide to exploit this situation.
I'm a racist.
- Thread starter STDiva
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It costs money to sue. Unless they're rappers, athletes or crack dealers, they aren't going to afford a lawyer :rofl:
You don't have cameras? What kind of cheap ass "rent a shack" hotel are you working in?
You don't have cameras? What kind of cheap ass "rent a shack" hotel are you working in?
Gotta be the Ritz Carlton. That place has really gone down hill.
roronoa3000
Banned
PirateKing
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Since when are crack dealers rich?
I wonder what kind of racist adventures our FO racist can get into this week!
I bet STDiva and Pornophile would make an awesome TV sitcom!
~~~
STDiva: Gotta go to work.
Pornophile from the bedroom: Later, man! -- Shut up!
STDiva: Stay out of trouble!
Pornophile: Always! *gives cute teddy bear smile*
*cue audience ohhhhhhhhhh*
*cue sitcom music*
STDiva at work: Damn! Tonight sucks! I better find some minorities and fuck with them! *eats some watermelon*
*STDiva walks around the hotel*
STDiva: Oh no! Somebody is breaking into somebody else hotel room! STDiva hotel security night guard activate!
~think Power Rangers morphing scene~
STDiva in hotel superhero night guard costume: Halt! You shall not pass!
Minority #1: Nah. It's ok. Your key ain't worki--
*STDiva knocks him out*
Minority #2: Yo! That was my best friend in the whole wide world! Why on earth would you do this? My friend!
*STDiva pulls out hotel night guard gun*
Minority #2: It's all a misunderstanding. The key isn't working! You even watched us pay for room and everything! What is that?
STDiva: You know what this is, bitch! *boom*boom*boom*
*cameo appearance by ~~whimsy~~*
~~whimsy~~: Hi, everybody! :wave:
*credits roll* Coming up next week on STDiva and Pornophile! Will Pornophile get off the hook again when he faces the judge for the fourth time? This week! Will STDiva make it in time for his Kanadian Ku Klan meeting? Tune in and find out!
Coming up on the 10'o'Clock news: Is the new show STDiva and Pornophile too obscene and offensive? We'll let you know coming up. And the weather.
I bet STDiva and Pornophile would make an awesome TV sitcom!
~~~
STDiva: Gotta go to work.
Pornophile from the bedroom: Later, man! -- Shut up!
STDiva: Stay out of trouble!
Pornophile: Always! *gives cute teddy bear smile*
*cue audience ohhhhhhhhhh*
*cue sitcom music*
STDiva at work: Damn! Tonight sucks! I better find some minorities and fuck with them! *eats some watermelon*
*STDiva walks around the hotel*
STDiva: Oh no! Somebody is breaking into somebody else hotel room! STDiva hotel security night guard activate!
~think Power Rangers morphing scene~
STDiva in hotel superhero night guard costume: Halt! You shall not pass!
Minority #1: Nah. It's ok. Your key ain't worki--
*STDiva knocks him out*
Minority #2: Yo! That was my best friend in the whole wide world! Why on earth would you do this? My friend!
*STDiva pulls out hotel night guard gun*
Minority #2: It's all a misunderstanding. The key isn't working! You even watched us pay for room and everything! What is that?
STDiva: You know what this is, bitch! *boom*boom*boom*
*cameo appearance by ~~whimsy~~*
~~whimsy~~: Hi, everybody! :wave:
*credits roll* Coming up next week on STDiva and Pornophile! Will Pornophile get off the hook again when he faces the judge for the fourth time? This week! Will STDiva make it in time for his Kanadian Ku Klan meeting? Tune in and find out!
Coming up on the 10'o'Clock news: Is the new show STDiva and Pornophile too obscene and offensive? We'll let you know coming up. And the weather.
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
Jesus Christ Whim.....:wtf:
Don't tell me Hollywood wouldn't eat this shit up! Literally. It is shit, Hollywood is fucking flies.... GOLD!!!!!!!!
I'll have my first million within a year.
PirateKing
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I can't wait to see the promotional poster.....Don't tell me Hollywood wouldn't eat this shit up! Literally. It is shit, Hollywood is fucking flies.... GOLD!!!!!!!!
I'll have my first million within a year.
:cussing: Get to work then! This sitcom isn't going to make itself!
Don't tell me Hollywood wouldn't eat this shit up! Literally. It is shit, Hollywood is fucking flies.... GOLD!!!!!!!!
I'll have my first million within a year.
This is true...they made a sit-com about nothing Seinfeld that did pretty well.....and this premise is as close to nothing as you can get....You Might be onto something here!! :thumbsup: :tongue:
You don't have cameras? What kind of cheap ass "rent a shack" hotel are you working in?
Holiday Inn baby. The high class hotel for poor people.
HE1FiNEARTiST
Banned
I find 'em fuck 'em and flee you know
but before I do'
yo, I take a ho' to the hotel
to the motel
to the HOLIDAY INN [say what??!]
if that bitch start fuckin' up, yo
I'll just fuck her friends...
classic stuff
but before I do'
yo, I take a ho' to the hotel
to the motel
to the HOLIDAY INN [say what??!]
if that bitch start fuckin' up, yo
I'll just fuck her friends...
classic stuff
Alex is just upset I didn't cast him.
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
Nope
I was just upset cause The post had WAY too many words AND WAY too many spaces in it!
Nope
I was just upset cause The post had WAY too many words AND WAY to many spaces in it!
Oh! I'm sorry. Did I go past the second grade level of reading for you?
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
No, but next time it's like...... 3AM and I can't sleep, I'll just click on that piece of literary Tylenol PM you posted and that will put me out in half the time!
Oh Snap.......
No, but next time it's like...... 3AM and I can't sleep, I'll just click on that piece of literary Tylenol PM you posted and that will put me out in half the time!
Oh Snap.......
:nono:
Now you're just trying harder than you should.
Don't you have a Limp Bizkit thread to keep tabs on?
