If you were male or female, what would you change about God's body?

[STDiva]

I'd give him a unicorn horn. Assuming he doesn't already have one.

 

[PirateKing]

10 arms. Beat that Shiva!

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'd make it, you know...more...visible.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I'd fix the holes in his arms and legs...

 

[BlueBalls]

Well, as it doesn't have a body I'd probably start out by giving it one.

Then I'd probably strangle it to death.







What!? Don't judge me!

 

[TunnelOfLove]

Well, as it doesn't have a body I'd probably start out by giving it one.

Then I'd probably strangle it to death.







What!? Don't judge me!

If it doesn't have a body then it doesn't have a ballsack. I'd start by giving it at least ten sacks. :hatsoff:

 

[StanScratch]

Same thing every being, whether real or imaginary, deserves: a larger cock.

 

[Shifty]

Racing stripes.

 

[PirateKing]

Butt cheek implants.

 

[mr. jizz]

Id just make sure he had a sick ass 80's hair metal hairstyle, a handlebar mustache, and a sick ass denim jacket with an REO Speedwagon shirt underneath, he would be the most kickass god ever.

 

[STDiva]

Id just make sure he had a sick ass 80's hair metal hairstyle, a handlebar mustache, and a sick ass denim jacket with an REO Speedwagon shirt underneath, he would be the most kickass god ever.

I think your God is my uncle.

 

[boatmonkey69]

fix that hole in his ribcage

 

[AlexanderAvery]

I'd make him as awesome as I could. Like a missile launcher hand. Fire Breath. 6 wings, 6 arms. A tornado for a lower body. And his logo on his chest.

Oh and 3 eyes, that shoot lightning.

Then I'd make him real

 

[AlexanderAvery]

I'd make him as awesome as I could. Like a missile launcher hand. Fire Breath. 6 wings, 6 arms. A tornado for a lower body. And his logo on his chest.

Oh and 3 eyes, that shoot lightning.

Then I'd make him real

 

[STDiva]

I'd make him as awesome as I could. Like a missile launcher hand. Fire Breath. 6 wings, 6 arms. A tornado for a lower body. And his logo on his chest.

Oh and 3 eyes, that shoot lightning.

Then I'd make him real

I'd make him as awesome as I could. Like a missile launcher hand. Fire Breath. 6 wings, 6 arms. A tornado for a lower body. And his logo on his chest.

Oh and 3 eyes, that shoot lightning.

Then I'd make him real

 

[StanScratch]

Is god killing that Kitten with missile launcher arms? Because that would be awesome.

 

[JayJohn85]

Man this took me like 2 seconds....I'd make him....Optimus Prime

 

[celebrian]

I like the idea of the larger cock, since we are supposed to be made in his own image.
By this very clever process, we would all have larger cocks.

 

[STDiva]

I like the idea of the larger cock, since we are supposed to be made in his own image.
By this very clever process, we would all have larger cocks.

I'd prefer a regular sized dong and the non existence of god.

 

[titsrock]

I'd give her a nice set of tatahs....