If you were male or female, what would you change about God's body?

[celebrian]

I'd prefer a regular sized dong and the non existence of god.

That's what I already have, a regular sized dong and the certainty that god doesn't exist.
I'm so lucky

 

[pete rose]

Probably a Van Buuren instead of a beard.

 

[L3ggy]

Have any of you considered that is a she & not a he?

 

[pete rose]

Still applies.